Praying Mantis

buffering more like suffering

what it mean when everything she do make u smile

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

:/

*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes

John Lennon (via quotethatword)

Teacher: ok guys for this assignment, you need you to have a partner

My antisocial ass:

flirting with your crush like

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

snaw wee

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

More fun Zodiac facts here

I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like 

I think this tweet pretty much sums it up

The full article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-voter-lost-home-treasury-secretary-43923824

More Trump supporters regretting their life decisions: https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

*stretches* man isn’t it a nice day to just *breathes deeply* be gay

me as a parent 

when you’re hungry and your stomach does the thing

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

lmao remember when we all used to be straight™ in 2012