the Best Day of the year has arrived

the age old question

Am i more of a loser or a goner

Its ok if u say both because i know truth is suposed to hurt a lot for dumb fucks like me

T-shirt I owned in my dream last night. I wore it to an aquarium.

I love this website. I posted a bad drawing I made on my phone of a funny thing in a dream I had and almost 500 people have enjoyed it. Something I definitely could have forgotten within a day or two and now others are getting a kick out of it. I love it.

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

there's this comic festival in Italy, the Lucca Comics, the biggest festival of this kind in Europe (and I think the third in all world), that happens every year near Halloween. during those days, whenever you take the train, you see cosplayers, because they arrive from every region.

last year I was cosplaying as Rick Sanchez, and I had my wig on from home. so you see me, searching for my place in the train, with the labcoat and the blue wig and the reflux painted on my mouth. and my brother in his yellow shirt following me calling me Rick, because we Stanislavski this shit otherwise what would even be the point. then, at some point, Jorgen Von Strangle from the Fairy Godparents hops on the train and sits beside you. when you arrive at destination, there's Inuyasha with his fucking 2 metres long sword asking directions to Yor Forger.

YOU hate JK Rowling!

Jax

this is the only tadc art i'm ever drawing

rabt

I feel so seen.

you can do this by breaking unto a dead sprint the instant the bus obscures you. run in the direction the bus is going and if you're quick you can get like 50 feet before the bus outpaces you.

follow the bus, get around a corner if you can, get behind something, get on top of something tall, take off a large coat and hat, any basic misdirection really and you've as good as vanished.

whatever you do, don't be still running when the bus outpaces you.

whatever you do,

don’t be still running when the

bus outpaces you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

that's an ominous haiku

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They'd repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts "I just want to get dicked down again =/" and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they've been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don't have a tumblr page????

"what is he doing in there?"

this is poetry to me

what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust

A little [free!] brush pack I made, made up of four brushes currently. Think of v.0 as a rough draft of sorts for these brushes. :]

Download here: www.tombofnull.art/gallery/archive/2023/stipple-beast.html

Also on my itch.io! https://tombofnull.itch.io/stipple-beast-brush-pack

So! Thanks to the folks who've been kind enough to tip, I was able to afford some time to refine this pack some more.

STIPPLE BEAST V.1's got some additional brushes for you to have fun with. Get them at the links above!

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it

So that’s basically how it went down

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office