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swankyangles

I'm not the kind of guy who reblogs cool mugs, but this is the greatest mug I've ever seen.

It's cute :)

love!

One of my favorite Tumblr interactions was when I was like "I like when dudes do [x]" and someone was like, "Sure but let's not assume everyone does." And when I was like "I uh. Specifically said *I* like this" and they were like, "This was clearly written in a relatable, everyman affect designed to make broad generalizations about common preferences." It was then that I realized I am simply operating on a higher tier than most other users

hatingongodot

Anyway love when dudes are hairy as shit. And now YOU do too. EVERYONE loves this. If you are reading this I am The Every Man and you now share this preference with me

justsylvari

linesca

falconpunchyourmom

Parallel Earth.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AMAZING

thaebae

I LOVE

As a white person I feel obligated to reblog this because we need to see this sort of shit more especially in tv shows and stuff like that, will help the future children be less dickish

love

Midsize and plus sized men appreciation post

Credit to Tiktok

justsylvari

Love all bodies in all sizes

justsylvari

wilwheaton

The daughter of Minoo Majidi–a mother of two who was killed by the Iranian regime while protesting for #MahsaAmini–stands at her mother’s gravesite. She is defiantly unveiled, and in her left hand she holds the hair she cut from her head.

Source: i.redd.it

justsylvari

linesca

ali3nboyfriend

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

scoobertdoobertlove

chichen nuggest

yondus-wife

b R o G L e

borzboy

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

fysticalmorest

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

atlinmerrick

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

kristiemewisstan

some additions from my own collection

littletinydoom

idkinsertfanreferencehere

justsylvari

This hurts so bad. I love it.

What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

merosmenagerie answered:

Ohohoho

So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"

And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.

And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

steprhia

You wouldn't download a duck

justsylvari

linesca

frogmp3

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks