i'm a nice person but if you leave me in customer service for too long i will turn into AM from i have no mouth and i must scream
customer: hey can you -
me, 1 minute late for my lunch break:

i'm a nice person but if you leave me in customer service for too long i will turn into AM from i have no mouth and i must scream
customer: hey can you -
me, 1 minute late for my lunch break:
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
completely enamoured with this thread
yeah im sold
I need this perfume I NEED it
At that price I do not need it.
One thing I did notice quickly, in music, is it’s hard to convince people that you’re not telling your own story. You spend a lot of intellectual energy going, No, no, this is not my story. But then you grow up and you go, Look, if I tell you a story, there’s a piece of me in it. I have come all the way, full circle, from “none of my work is autobiographical” to really believing that all work is, to some extent, nonfiction. It doesn’t matter what you’re writing; you’re telling me something about yourself. I used to find this terrifying, and now I find it kind of comforting. It means down there, at the bottom, at your core, there’s something that’s you, and it always tries to make itself known in everything you do.
— John Darnielle, interviewed by Helen Rossner in The New Yorker, 24 April 2022
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this
Earlier post
Adding Boil the Frog to the musics list
Radiogarden is Amaaaaazing
fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life
fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life
I’m trying to make this rn
But if enough people are around, we could do the whole chart
nice work, guys. keep it coming!
Can hardly fit it in one shot
Hehe
Who else could it have possibly been?
the tumblr part of the canvas as of now
i drew the ultrakill stuff and a bunch of the moonbase alpha stuff as well. oh and the :3 army
A collection of moths!
I've been working on these in between shifts at work because moths are very cool and my first two were very popular. My original intention for these was scarves, which are available on redbubble but they've been very popular for a wide variety of things, including stickers
Linking all the moth designs (so far) below. I have a list of moths I want to draw next.
YOOOOOOOO these are some very good stickers from a very good friend of mine you should get some for your laptop/water bottle/car/windows/home decor/office decor/any birthdays you recently forgot and to get Debbie from across the street to stop inviting you to church.
time lapse of a banded sphinx moth caterpillar (Eumorpha fasciatus) devouring a water primrose leaf
(Florida, 9/18/22)
E. fasciatus caterpillars are heavily polymorphic and come in several different color morphs- those stripy rainbow ones are from the same population as the green one.
another neat thing about these guys is that most caterpillars drown easily, but since water primrose (Ludwigia) usually grows in standing water, E. fasciatus caterpillars have a propensity for swimming and are often seen wriggling their way through lakes when they need to come ashore to pupate.
i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
K yall im tired and in pain and also curious.
Pick one. Yes, just one, I know it’s hard.
The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is
How dare this go around without the image attached
this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog
Poppy, linocut, 2023 🌞
Summer here in Southern California is making me miss the cooler weather and the spring poppy bloom!
we had a whole pearl-clutching fest last month debating whether or not we should laugh at billionaires killing themselves in their own deathtraps meanwhile media executives feel comfortable saying shit like “we’re just waiting for the people we’re exploiting to go homeless” with zero personal consequences. we need to stuff more billionaires into shitty submarines and laugh harder