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Bro Im Just Existing

@justsomeopossum

20 He/him (cool with they/them to) gay af.
This is my trash pile, what you see is what you get
dwergas-deactivated20180817

Sensational bite. Fully loaded

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pizzaback

mean

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bigpastapete

i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.

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tripropellant

He was devoured.

It’s a love bite! Sort of. That’s a male elephant seal grabbing onto a female. Plenty of such bites on stock photos.

And a reminder of just how different the sexes are

Elephant seals are absurd beasts

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a real photo, but in the original the groom is wearing shoes. OP did you photoshop this image (badly) to make the groom barefoot???…

I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."

Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive

I am BAD at alchemy

I've never seen a poison of slow turn a target invisible...

This is amazing. On re reading it-

The target is slowed for appx 1 minute

For half of that time the target is invisible

If the target is under level 11 it will try to run away while invisible and slow

It will also give that target magic back.

Do not use against mages.

What the FUCK. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT MUCH BULLSHIT ON ONE POTION JUST MAKE POTIONS OF FORTIFY CARRY LIKE EVERY OTHER ALCHEMY FARMER

It happened again T_T

I have a lot of questions and concerns but this is amazing. Can i have some recipes ?

I have no idea what I did. I think maybe there was a spider egg

Okay, so I think I'm getting better! I mean this is baby steps territory, right, BUT this latest one is at least all positive in its effects, as long as you don't intend to use magic for a minute

You know, I’ve *never* seen the “emits a small light” effect before

The reviews are IN

dark-deathrage

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

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looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

lzbth-deactivated20150219

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

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the-tavros-nitram

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

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werewolf1992

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses