ace of spades

I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn. I hate LinkedIn.

BABE WAKE UP VESPERIONE STARKID INNIT FIT JUST DROPPED

COME FIND ME I HAVE LIKE 200 BRACELETS TO HAND OUT

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

based on today’s 5 hour game of among us

reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

the old well

You know why this is really funny? Because it’s true.

had to share @shinethewaythrough ’s tags about the ancient city of Herculaneum:

“protip: when your well starts delivering you colored marble instead of water, get an archaeologist on it because you happened to dig a well straight into the center of the Herculaneum municipal theater”

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Treats from the Dropout Discord (06/05/2024)!

A few notes from Sam about the latest Game Changer episode (Beat the Buzzer):

2. Re: The podium buzzers breaking down

3. Re: The Russian Matrokshya Sam dolls

4. Re: Starting the episode announcing that there was cake for Justin's B-day after they finished shooting the episode:

5. Re: The sheer creativity and props and use of the studio space:

6. Re: Becca and the robotical arm buzzer:

7. Re: The buzzer that required them to ask a stranger to push the button

8.

9. Re: The books that Becca gets from the librarian:

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

i think that’s just cuz it was times square

"You take everything so literally!" Ah, yes. I suppose it would be much simpler if I just assumed that everything anyone says has an implied backended double-meaning, like I'm the Alice in a wonderland entirely populated by passive-agressive hookah-smoking caterpillars. That would be far less stressful for all parties

POV: you made a post targeted towards trans men

“Hard to send to a girl I know.” Then send it anyway. Send it and say “hey I know this post is targeted towards trans men - but I think the information in the post would be helpful for you to know.”

Y’all know that cis people can just . Follow advice that’s intended for trans people but is applicable in their situation , right?

What if I told you people are mad at me bc of this post