"The magic system isn't explained properly" bro as if anyone these days understands how a computer works

The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

Posting hole

Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

I’m always so torn on whether I love it or if I find Vamp Eddie hilarious because like vampires are so cool and sexy and elegant and Eddie is a cringefail weirdo who drinks yahoo and I can’t decide if that escape from the trope is like amazing or the funniest thing in existence.

Like I get vampire biting is sexy but I can’t picture him being sexy about it he’s to much of a little guy. There’s no way he doesn’t at least once go “I Vant to Suvck you Vblood” and Steve has to put his pants back on and leave.

Steddie but as Marceline and Bubblegum 💖🖤✨

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

The three distinct types of found family:

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

maybe my number one stranger things pet peeve is when people write max mayfield like she’s an asshole who hates her friends (especially mike) as if her love for and memories of her friends did not give her the strength to realize she wanted to live. as if her love for her friends didn’t literally save her life.

One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal

bring his ass to a simmer

can’t believe there’s straight guys walking around who think sex begins and ends at penetration and oral. they will never know the boundless eroticism of simple touch, they don’t even know about frotting, they will never know what it’s like to be spooning fully clothed with another woman and then she asks you to explain serial experiments lain and by the time you start explaining the knights she’s dry humping you harder than you’ve ever been fucked and she put you in a headlock and she just grows more and more in intensity like she’s become fully fucking feral and before you can even mention the psx game you’ve came twice in your one size too big black women’s high waisted skinny jeans from Walmart

ma'am this is a wendys

this is the gay transgendered fuck site and I am using it to talk about gay transgendered fucking

tumblr staff: hello! we are testing out a new thing. it is experimental so we want lots of feedback on this from the community! :)

the community: hey this sucks. all of us agree this change is dogshit and needs to be either completely reworked or just not implemented at all. here is exactly how to fix it btw.

tumblr staff: thank you for the valuable feedback everyone! we are doing it anyways :)

”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White and white passing women have learned how to weaponize victimhood and once you’re aware of that it’s so goddamn obvious

I think a lot of people understand this conceptually but IRL only see it as like ‘white woman saw a black guy and called the cops’ but it’s also ‘white/passing woman says something problematic then trots out the emotional pain of being accused once there are consequences’ and the ENTIRE schtick of ‘soccer mom type has been mildly inconvenienced (often bc of her own doing) in relation to a transaction and now she want ssomeone PUNISHED so she goes directly to the manager acting extremely put upon’

The key is that they center how shocked/uncomfortable/inconvenienced they are and exaggerate the pain and upset it causes them, then aims it at who they want punished.

I’ve experienced the really simple, petty shit too. When I worked at Lowe’s, a coworker made a joke and I laughed, noticed a customer in front of me and said “good evening”. Then I noticed she had some badass shoes and I told her I liked them. Mind you, I was still giggly from the joke, all this happened in like a minute or two. She immediately called a manager and claimed that I was making fun of her and demanded I be fired. I explained to my manager what happened and exactly what I said, and she threw a fit saying I was just trying to save my skin and that I shouldn’t be laughing while at work anyway. So this gringa felt so hurt by the little brown woman enjoying her night at work and dishing out compliments that she had to go play the victim and demand I be fired. All because, what, I wasn’t miserable? I dared to look her way? Like yeah, they often weaponize victimhood in a way that ends up violent, but they also do it just to be petty. They ruin people’s lives sometimes just because they had a bad day. And all of that needs to be addressed. We see it every day.

YEP! White fragility is handled with the same lashing out behavior but the women do it by trying to get you fired/arrested i.e. outsourcing the violence. She had to feel an even slight moment’s discomfort because she’s petty and paranoid and literally wanted to take your daily bread for it. So uncouth. It’s honestly barbaric.

A key here though is that you’re separating petty and violent and I’m not. Because while her desire may have been petty, her goal was not: She wanted you fired. She wanted you starving. She wanted to take your livelihood because you made her feel a thing she didn’t like. In 2018 that’s violent. People are out here starving and dying and not affording medical care and having to crowdfund groceries. Trying to get someone fired on a whim is literally violent.

The book on this one is White Tears/Brown Scars by Ruby Hamad. CANNOT recommend more highly.