Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

~Manifesting~

This duck of creativity gave me more ideas for my villainess fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful

Love and hate this duck

This mf better work, I need to write my AU

Well, fuck if I’m risking this.

Oh great duck, give me the strength to write a Homestuck inspired story. And tbh also help me in properly world building Alternia bc I want my bbs to have more antics

y’all I need to get my shit right in 2023 no way I’m not reblogging it

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

~Manifesting~

This duck of creativity gave me more ideas for my villainess fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful

Love and hate this duck

This mf better work, I need to write my AU

Well, fuck if I’m risking this.

Oh great duck, give me the strength to write a Homestuck inspired story. And tbh also help me in properly world building Alternia bc I want my bbs to have more antics

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

Lets start the year off right

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

I need this

do it

I’m at an all time low I need this

ok sure

I hope so because the last couple of days I’ve had nothing but bad news

need this 🙏

Baigle

O holy burning bagel please give me some good news :’)

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

… It’s 2020

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

i dont get it

omg ves search it up

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

can’t risk it sorry

sorry no risks here

Risk taker? Wrong person

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

paranoid help

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

3.5 million people are never wrong

World Heritage Post

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

You made me lol ^_^

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

Look. I know a slightly chewed up flower isn’t quite on par with those brandy barrels alpine rescue dogs purportedly have, but someone might need an emergency flower or something. It could happen.

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

I really need this.

Going to go for it <3

great, let’s see…

I need this wish though

Can’t skip this

Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

I reblogged this last week, “next thursday” is tomorrow wish me luck

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Same

CASH

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

Reblog retention cat to increase your financial wealth and savings

a dragon

paying tribute to their lord.

A brave and watchful guardian

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

Just doing what i was told

ok fuck it! 🕺🏾

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

Bet

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

No they literally work

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!