I truly feel this meme now…

Ambition: Heart's Desire summarized

Do not talk to me or my sons ever again

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

almost certainly not

crying. too real

going on fallen london forums gets weird

me when it's whitsun

egg

soon

my name is irrigo montoya, you forgot my father, prepare to die over and over and over again

The Public Has Decided

get pear wiggled

Bad and naughty bat gets put in the pear wiggler to atone for its crimes

Idk if this looks like the right style, but

putting out a call for rubbery ocs with art!! if you want them to maybe be a cameo in an art piece (for a zine so i can't show it) hmu

Has anyone seen my blorbo?????

(@awordbroken had to make it real lmao)

gender confirmation surgery (horns, more teeth)

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you