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Imogen Koumourou

@justmachines1-blog

Just a teenager obsessed with YouTube bands Instagram and tumblr
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can we just take a moment to appreciate the titles of the bracelets that troye’s auctioning on ebay

Selling these cutesy bracelets for LGBT youth in Australia, and BeyondBlue (a mental health charity)! Think of it as a donation but you get a bracelet that I made with my toe as a bonus

preschooler: *touches my nose piercing* what is that
me: it's jewelry for your nose
preschooler: oh
preschooler: *whispers* when will i grow one

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

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Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

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It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

2 m&ms 1 cup

Get out

Because a normal donut is too feminine

luvin this bro nut

bronut in my mouth

mm yeah bro I can’t wait to get a big hot mouthful of some bro nut, maybe I can combine it with some thick & creamy dude milk

when gendering products backfires so well

yeah good job genius but

you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other

that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis

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DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?

YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER

HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”

guess who

She’s also this woman…

the legend continues 

and the devil laughs