from the war, grief adorned his soul; filled with lush flowers ( for @tonystahrk )

Incorrect Avengers Quotes (via crimsonshadow323)

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

my hobbies

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

A weak man knows the value of strength, the value of power.

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

please love sharks