hello everyone today im here to pitch to you an idea which could revolutionize the deltarune fanon industry: these 4 become friends

I escaped the Flesh Pit, by the way. I was so happy to be free that I took a fat nap outside in the open right next to the pit. Unfortunately I got moon blinked and was brainwashed for a few hours but I got over it fast because I thought about yaoi

no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-

including my own tags from my art blog because u NEED to understand how insane i am about this

a funny thought i wanted to share

i know a lot of undertale au’s follow the narachara theory and have Chara floating around after Frisk like this

but sometimes it amuses me to think that it might look more like this, based on how ghost actually look in undertale 

looks around

You're laughing. He's using a can of pepsi to cope with his brother's death and you're laughing.

(For those who doesnt get it, tilt the pic upside down)

I get it. It’s Papyrus’ new human hunting disguise! Humans love sugary carbonated beverages!

I think im feeling quite Smurfy today....

FUCK YES #SMURF SISTER!!!!

“LIKE” THIS POST TO GO TO HELL THE SMURFY WAY

“REBLOG” THIS POST IF YOURE AN INQUISITIVE SMURF WITH A BIT OF STYLE….

“COMMENT” TO GET SLAPPED BY “BIG STINKY EGG CREATURE IN TURBO LABOR MODE”

DO ALL THREE = A NEW SOUL WILL BE BESTOWED TO YOU! AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SMURFABILITIES AWAIT

IGNORE THIS POST = YOU MAY GO TO HEAVEN, BUT YOU WONT RECOGNIZE ANYONES FACES AND BE TRAPPED IN A BLINDING ETERNITY FOREVER

GO FORWARD, SMURFLINGS! GO SMURF YOUR SMURFS OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

B

Big uncle is vverby tirged and cant sleepb beacase there are monsters nearby

I save you

i love my girlfriend haha

im her <3

Im no longer her but still im <e

A nice image set

A disappointment

And for the grand finale

God’s Final Footsteps.

Bonus:

My hands are fucking tiny

I WILL CONSUME YOUR MINECRAFT DELUXE PACKAGE YOU GOBLIN

Goosde

so I’m about to make some paper mache for a cosplay prop, right? I open up some old newspapers, I find the comic sheet and start looking through it cause who doesn’t like comics right? and who else is staring at me from the kid’s drawings corner, than fucking Dio Brando

So either a 12 year old submitted this pretending to be hirohiko araki, or hirohiko araki submitted this pretending to be a 12 year old, and I don’t know which is funnier

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

yeah uh fuck you if this gets my account deleted i dont care, do it.

your ACTUALLY limiting speech here. go fuck yourself.

i love my girlfriend haha

im her <3

a ref for Name The Fallen’s Papyrus!

[X]  50 Coffees: “Captain Cryptic” dressed as Captain Crunch, completely disgruntled by this fact. Flowey dressed as a parrot. This was LONG overdue! I just want to thank everyone who has supported me on my Ko-fi page. In the future, I hope to be more timely with these things. The next milestone is actually pretty close! :D I also plan to upload a speedpaint of this later.

super dead meme time