I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

romantic love is a conspiracy theory

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

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