you can't waste your life btw it's just not something that's possible to do. your mere existence is already a precious and valuable use of your time. the time you spent becoming who you are now was inherently worthwhile
“The neighbor’s fence slat fell down a few months ago but we’ve never cared to fix it. Now we get to see this guys smiling face every day. He never tries to come over just watches us when we play.”
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‘River of Fish’ stair runner by The Rug Company. Designed by Barber & Osgerby.
Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
In summer, the Hitokotonushi Shrine in Ibaraki sets up on oasis for bees where they can safely collect water
str0kethebigtree-deactivated202
theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox
theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees
theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
Listen. I wish I could tell you it gets better. But, it doesn’t get better. You get better.
Joan Rivers
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
Discussion Questions
- This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
- In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
- Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?
Tags that made me choke on my energy drink
So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.
Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and
10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again
celticpyro
Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.
never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again
Frollo: Ima kill this baby
Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill
Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire
Choir: Dude… chill
My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫
LORD, you’re making a scene
🎶 Sir, this is an Arby’s 🎶
Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity
