No Clue What I am Doing

oh man, future-me is gonna be so surprised

Always find lesson in every loss. ― Amit Kalantri

Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

oh my god this New Yorker article about the Titan holy fucking shit fuck???

Some notes: 1. the electrical system was designed by engineering undergrads who were working as interns. 2. because it is illegal to take passengers on an unclassed experimental submersible, they called the passengers "mission specialists" & instead of buying tickets they made donations. 3. the satellite beacon was held onto the outside of the sub with zip ties. 4. when Lochridge (the whistleblower) quit, Stockton Rush asked HIS FINANCE DIRECTOR if she wanted to be the pilot and she was like "sir I am an accountant" and the experience of having her biss ask his accountant to be the pilot made her so freaked out that she ALSO quit the company 5. the carbon fiber used to make the hull was bought from a deep discount from Boeing because it was past its expiry date for use in airplanes

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

absolutely losing it over the queens playing an entire first session and only afterwards realizing that pc death is an actual thing that can happen

like. the indignation 😂😂😂

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

new gender just dropped

Gender:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

new turing test just dropped

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

my theory is that reincarnation is real and that's why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they're like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.

Any one else in here a man of constant sorrow

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

A Reminder of Horrors Past:

Queztalcoatlus northroppi, the largest thing to ever fly and at least 30% neck by mass.  Also one of the primary predators of saurpods, whose babies it would swallow whole like an awful prehistoric pelican.

Sometimes I like to imagine a Jurassic Park where the scientists decided to clone back/construct all the really fucked up shit form the age of the dinosaurs.