Craig To The Future

Eight years ago, Josh Lay, Cory Cavin and I redefined Halloween humor. We defined it as, “unfunny and pun related.”

But don’t take my word for it; my mom called this video “…not funny.”

BoogerFace57 said: “That was terrible. I don’t like Craig Rowan (sic) or think he’s funny at all anyway, but that was really bad. Just awful. That was a horrible Best Night Ever.”

This will be posted every year around Halloween (In fact, this year I straight up copied and pasted the entire post from last year).*

*The whole post above was copy and pasted last year, so I copy and pasted it again this year.**

**Guess what, I copied and pasted it again this year. Happy Halloween.***

***Yet again, I copied it and pasted it. What a life, huh? Safe trick or treating!****

****Call me Mr. Predictable… I copied and pasted again. Sue me.*****

*****Surprise!!! I didn't copy and paste it this year. JK. I did. Most likely I will do the same next year as well.

Spend your April Fools with the ones you love. UCB Sunset, Friday 10:30pm.

Opposite Bob Dylan's Unfunny Non-April Fools Day Show @ucbsunset. April 1st. With @tombini @gabruspics @jenbgiggles @johnmilhiser and more. Poster by @merylrowin.

Its That Episode is back, folks. Check it out on iTunes or soundcloud, every Monday. Or don't.

Me and my boy Harvey. Making waves in La La Land.

Watch the Independent Spirit Awards tomorrow. I wrote for it, and here's the filthy seat I sat on for much of the process. IFC 2pm PST, 5pm EST.

I’m on improv4humans today. Listen.

We’re back!!!! We watch the very special child-molestation episode of Diff’rent Strokes.

#tbt late night study session senior year of college. Thanks to @rorypan for being courageous enough to open the door and take a pic.

The day my brother, the real Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I went to Madam Tussaud's.

Does anyone still use tumblr?

Happy Halloween. From Meryl Rowin.

Seven years ago, Josh Lay, Cory Cavin and I redefined Halloween humor. We defined it as, “unfunny and pun related.”

But don’t take my word for it; my mom called this video “…not funny.”

BoogerFace57 said: “That was terrible. I don’t like Craig Rowan (sic) or think he’s funny at all anyway, but that was really bad. Just awful. That was a horrible Best Night Ever.”

This will be posted every year around Halloween (In fact, this year I straight up copied and pasted the entire post from last year).*

*The whole post above was copy and pasted last year, so I copy and pasted it again this year.**

**Guess what, I copied and pasted it again this year. Happy Halloween.***

***Yet again, I copied it and pasted it. What a life, huh? Safe trick or treating!****

****Call me Mr. Predictable... I copied and pasted again. Sue me.

My first Onion Headline that got published in 2009.

Series finale of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell tonight on adult swim. This is when Matt Servitto's back gave out for good.

Every word you read makes this better and better.

Happy Holidays! Krampus (Dave Willis) brings joy, mirth and late night kidnappings to Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. Tonight on Adult Swim.

Tonight, I'm honored to become the first person in TV history to get addicted to spider ejaculate. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, 12:15am on [adult swim]. (Pictured: Dave Willis, Casper Kelly and Henry Zebrowski commemorating the momentous occasion with me)

Terry Richardson was very good to us. New Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. Tonight on [adult swim].