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@justcappin42069

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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

the earth was created for various types of crabs

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bloggoth

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

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anneonomus

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

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space-ex

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

this how I know I’m really a millennial cause I have no idea wtf y'all are talking about

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Anonymous asked:

ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

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pyaarisms
Anonymous asked:

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

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chessys
Anonymous asked:

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

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I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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Great post guys, hit the showers

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todaysbird

today’s bird: this Taiwan blue magpie

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

Why’s he wearing jeans