Jm Storm (via wordsnquotes)

New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

NEW ‘BLACK PANTHER’ TRAILER!

When the Hulk and Spiderman get into a twitter war 😂🍿

Holland twitter wars got me like 🍿🍿🍿

brother no

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

that someone’s name is charlie weasley and they both cried 

when I say i’m weak as hell 💀

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤseptember 1, 2017 (19 years later)

"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Today September 1st 2017 is ‘19 years later’ – it marks the end of the Harry Potter era! 

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

sense8 manages to be a bollywood rom com, mexican soap opera, a cop drama, nancy drew hacktivist adventure, nicholas sparks movie, martial arts film, and a german gangster romance while also being a sci-fi mystery, musical and family sitcom all in one show. and somehow i am here for all of it.

i’m crying oh gosh

TUMBLR PROF ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are trans or nonbinary and you are in the same situation as the student above, email your professors before class starts. I understand that it might be uncomfortable, but generally professors are absolutely happy to accommodate you. I know I always will be!

If your professor does not respond positively, contact the Dean or the campus LGBT+ resource center with a copy of the email and show them that you are concerned about gender discrimination in the classroom. 

Also this is a link to the template I used to write this email, and I’ve seen another similar template going around, and this was extremely helpful.

just a reminder that this is an option for you folks! i did it and all my teachers replied within a few hours saying that it was okay. you can do this! school does not have to be painful.

Reblogging because everyone should see this.  C:

As a TA I can vouch that my Prof and I 100% want you to please do this!!!  And if you can’t get a hold of your prof before class, or you decide you want to be called a different name mid-semester, tell us then too and we’re more than happy to make that accommodation!

“how’s the semester going?”

Have I ever told you all my theory that Mr. Lancer knew that Danny was a ghost the entire time?

And that all of those times when he popped up in the middle of their battles just to drag them away to ‘detention/class/etc.’, it was really just his way of trying to look out for the teenager?

I mean

(Tucker’s screaming for him to change back because they have to go.)

(”You two aren’t going anywhere.” Implying that he heard them talking.)

Look

(They’re literally out in plain view, holding the Fenton Thermos, talking about how they aren’t affected by Ember and how they need to stop her. And then—)

And again

And I know what you’re thinking, I do.

You’re thinking, “No, marauders4evr, he’s just really mad because Danny keeps going on the computer. He doesn’t know who Technus is.”

And that’s what I used to think too.

That it was all just one gigantic coincidence and that he’s just as dumb as the other adults in the cartoon (except maybe the dead ones). 

But there’s a scene that has bothered me for over a decade.

A scene that I’ve never understood.

When ghosts are literally taking over the school, Danny sneaks out to ‘go ghost’ and bumps right into him. He’s cool and collected before realizing that Danny’s sneaking out:

And then, out of literally nowhere:

I mean what?

And yes, he’s possessed in the episode but that happens right after this scene. This is all Mr. Lancer, clearly seeing Danny sneaking out and coming up with a lame attempt to get him back to safety.

It all fits and it makes for yet another phenomenal dynamic (at least, at the beginning of the show, when all of the phenomenal dynamics and intricate storytelling happened.)