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“A Great Wonder in Heaven” (Part 1/?)
The Apocalypse Woman and Michael have a chat
I couldn’t stop thinking about shikigami slippers from jujutsu kaisen merch
Anonymous asked:
Hello, are you available to draw Kirishima and Bakugou cuddling on their balcony, as it rains and the moon's light is shining on them.
Ashido makes Kirishima watch The Notebook and This Situation is Born
I like to think that bkg has everyone’s mom’s phone number and texts them throughout the day like ‘mina’s not eating enough today get on her ass about it’ or 'sero has been reading the letter you wrote him daily’ etc
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naruto self insert fic im a social worker and i kill the third hokage with my bare hands and make sure all these children graduate high school
“pop-pop called me weak and shoved me in a locker” - sasuke, probably
sweet summer days 🧡🌀✨
beastars but louis is an actual high school theater kid
to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(
kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK
kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you
aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously
You're not wrong
Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life*
other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature!
Anonymous asked:
Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I'm going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.
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