How I imagine an identity switch between Shikamaru and Temari would probably go (for ShikaTema Week Day 2: Identity Switch)

Look who is here!

Yuri On Ice Xmas fanart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD’S BEST BOY, KATSUKI YURI!!!

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

I dint want good news for me. I want good news for my family. They need it.

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

Happy Anniversary for the Anime that changed my life <3

our relatable katsudon

the ways i say i love you

aries: “nobody will hurt you again” taurus: “let me know when you arrive safe” gemini: “im listening, you can talk to me” cancer: “have you eaten, when did you sleep last?” leo: “i really look up to you” virgo: “let me do that for you..” libra: “if i say it, promise you will you say it back?” scorpio: “you make me feel alive” sagittarius: “let’s book those flights” capricorn: “we are in this together” aquarius: “i like you” pisces: “i believe you”

Cherry

Also I’m deeply disturbed by the fact that lmfao aee apparently an Uncle & Nephew duo and nobody fucking told me about it

IM STILL ON TIME FOR YUURIS BIRTHDAY

ANYWAY- happy birthday to the best boy!!

I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

So I coloured in this gif just to see how it’d look….

OH MY GOD o_o