I can’t help it. It’s what I do.
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you, a fool: exercises, eats healthy, drinks plenty of water
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73 Calorie “Cookie”🍪
Lil psa before you read the recipe: this shit ain’t chips ahoy. This isn’t going to make you want oreos less. It’s not even that good tbh. It’s just sweet and fluffy enough to somewhat, kind of, ish, satisfy a bad craving without making you want to die for a couple days. That being said, let’s get to the ingredients you’ll need
Ingredients:
2 tbsp flour - 50cal (I use all purpose which is 25cal per tbsp)
½ tsp baking soda - 0cal
¼ tsp baking powder - 0cal
½ tbsp unsweetened applesauce - 5cal (I use motts applesauce in those little snack cups)
2 tbsp egg whites - 17cal (I use egg beaters original)
1 tsp vanilla extract - 2cal (I use McCormick’s brand, be sure to check the calories on whatever one you use)
9 tbsp of zero cal sweetener - 0cal (honestly, I think you could do with cutting this down, I was just having lots of low energy and wanted SUGARRR)
Baking Instructions:
1. Mix all that shit together in a bowl
2. Put said bowl in microwave
3. Microwave for approx. 1 min and 45sec (I microwaved mine for 2 min and it ended up a little burnt on the bottom)
4. Eat it and pretend you think it’s gourmet
Yeah, it doesn’t really look like a cookie. More like a mound. Truth is, I was experimenting with modifying a cookie recipe and created this.
I was pretty proud of my little mound. It tasted okay and was sweet enough to make me feel like I was eating dessert!!Don’t forget to check the calories on your own ingredients! Please try this recipe and let me know how your own benign cryptid mounds turn out!
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If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.
Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch
I still love this
“To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. I think it’s FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, I think it’s FEARLESS to stop believing them. It’s FEARLESS to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright…That’sFEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That’s why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS.”
— Taylor Swift (via coral)
