If I owned twitter I would do so many cool things like pay my bills on time and not limit posts
*trying to lure the heroes to their doom* quickly everyone! into my large spider
Hate when someone says "that's so funny" but doesn't laugh like you might as well just punch me in the solar plexus
Can't stop loving the sound of the sea in Epic songs
Full Speed Ahead...Ruthlessness...Get in the Water...
Really gives me the 'ODYSSEY' feeling
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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last time i went to subway i went to the bathroom and a trans girl was LOUDLY fucking her cis gf in a stall and the employees said it was too awkward for them to do anything
peace love and joy on planet earth. i dont see the problem
honestly fuck her louder next time
every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
I hate people who go "hmm, you shouldn't have been in this situation in the first place" when you've got a problem with something. Like oh damn bro, hold on? So you're telling me that I could have avoided having to deal with this problem this whole time by simply not having a problem? Holy shit. Mind fucking blown. All my problems are fixed now, vanished in the epiphany that you think they should have been avoidable. I hope both you and the driver are texting the next time you cross the street.
smallest cat to ever exist spotted playing with a uranium nucleus like a ball of yarn
Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
Source: corsolanite
Countries where Easter (Good Friday or Easter Sunday or Easter Monday- or all of them) is a public holiday.
by dodi_maps
Source: instagram.com
what if jellyfish were just, like, really big. all the time
This too is yuri
diversity win! these birds that hate eachother are transgender
My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they've been updating daily.