Ocean Man
take me by the hand
hand you another drink
drink it if you can
a well balanced dnd party is:
- ill punch you. ill fucking punch you if you even LOOK at me.
- Decent Person
- brooding mid 2000s scene kid
- furry
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
pissbong
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.
Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab
A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair
Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers
Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur
Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics
kkristoff
GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y
halfrican—queen
Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.
i love this!!!!!
timwaynetheloser
Log Off Protest - Phase Three
Starting February 1st at 12 am EST and extending to February 8 at 12 am EST, Phase Three consists of logging off Tumblr for an entire week and sending daily tweets to those who oversee Tumblr.
Phase Three’s main goal is to drop Verizon’s stock and to make Tumblr aware we are not standing by as they censor users and enforce a shoddy Flagging system. By tweeting each day, we gain exposure on our cause and put pressure on Tumblr to change.
The official F.A.Q will be released in a week and will answer the most prevalent questions. We will also release a list of complaints with the F.A.Q. If you have suggestions or questions, please DM us here or on Twitter. Thank you!
To everyone stating that they cannot log off of Tumblr for a week due to “not knowing what else to do” - there is plenty you can do.
It’s not healthy to be online for more than 15 hours a week. So by logging off Tumblr for a week, you can reduce this time online and do other healthier activities. Find a new hobby, maybe visit some places, work on schoolwork, play a new video game, and so on. The things you can do other than log onto Tumblr (a singular website) is endless.
There is more to the world and life than Tumblr. And if you state that you are sick of how Tumblr’s staff treats the website, then protest. Log off for a week. Sometimes sacrifices are necessary, and logging off a website for a week is a small one.
I will most definitely be participating in this. I urge everyone else to as well.
I participated in the first one and would have participated in the second one if I had twitter or something. I will most certainly participate in the third one as well. I might even create a twitter account.
I will be on Twitter, and if I have any art during that time it will be on Pillowfort, deviantArt, FurAffinity, and/or Twitter. If there’s writing, AO3 and Pillowfort! I’ve been a bit busy this month so art is sparse anyway unu
i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you
like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual) mother. she made me wear dresses when i was there. she always tried to get me to go to church and was always asking me if i was dating a boy yet
i spent years feeling guilty that i wasn’t what she wanted me to be until my mom told me one day “she never bothered to know the real you”
and it’s true. any time i tried to show her something about myself, even cook for her, it would be dismissed, and a replacement would be offered. even northern food was somehow a sin.
she loved me what she thought i should be, she never loved me.
bc people who love you, they love you for all the stuff that makes you you. they never consider that it makes you inconvenient.
“It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon loves its gold.“
Loving someone like a prized possession is a very different thing from loving someone like a person you care about.
Hey, gays?
Listen to me.
This movie here, is going to be the FIRST MAINSTREAM LESBIAN LOVE STORY of INDIA, ever.
- The ban on homosexuality was lifted in India just last year, in September and now we’re going to have this hopefully fabulous movie here which revolves around a small-town girl who falls in love with a girl and eventually comes out to her family.
Watch it if you can, spread the word.
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga
Releasing on 1st February, 2019.
onyourleftbooob
Here’s a link to the trailer (it has English captions)!!
the interesting thing about aquaman and shazam for me is that aquaman was obviously supposed to have a darker tone before they realized that was a HORRIBLE idea, so they went back and did more reshoots to lighten the tone. shazam obviously had the lighter tone from the beginning (learning from mistakes, starting the creative process later, and the fact that the hero is literally a 12 year old in an adult’s body). while I think aquaman fixed a lot of things DC had wrong before, it wasn’t a seamless fix, but I think shazam is going to show where the actual humor of the future films is headed because now those films are going to be created AFTER it.
Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy
they hit $100k tonight!
they’re now at over $140k! and for those who don’t wanna read the article here’s what it’s all about:
- so the national lottery here in the uk donates a bit of their money to a few designated charities, so basically every time you buy a lottery ticket some of that £2 or £3 goes towards charity. mermaids just so happens to be one of those charities and of course, a lot of people are not happy about that. more on that later
- for those who don’t know already mermaids are a brilliant bunch. it was founded by a woman with a trans daughter (she made a ted talk about it here) and it helps trans kids who are looking to transition, trans kids who have unsupportive parents or may have even been kicked out, and has resources for the parents of trans kids and places like schools on how they can support a trans student/worker
- enter graham linehan. he wrote a few shows like father ted and the it crowd. he’s also notorious for being incredibly transphobic and never shutting up about his hatred for trans people on his twitter.
- so, what did he do? well, with his army of mumsnet dwellers, he got them all to spam the lottery with about a fuckton of emails telling them to stop funding Mermaids. not because they want them to think of the children, but rather they want them to stop thinking about the children. and in all their can-i-speak-to-the-manager-hair glory, they got the lottery to reconsider their grant.
- mr hbomberguy (you may know him as the man behind hits such as Sherlock Is Garbage (and here’s why), and Fallout 3 Is Garbage (and here’s why)) sees this, thinks “graham what the everliving fuck” and also thinks “oh yeah i never finished donkey kong 64” which is where we are now.
- so his goal is to 101% donkey kong 64. which, to my knowledge, takes around 33-36 hours to do. at the time of writing this he has had one sleep break and has just started another
- may i also note the 10k goal was to erase graham linehan from existence
- in short, fuck graham linehan
- also donkey kong said trans rights
HE IS THE SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE GUY OMG I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW
They’re up to 250k now and #thanksgraham is trending on twitter, this is amazing
He finished the game last night at nearly 58 hours. The donation link is still up though and above $340k!!!
I’m just gonna say it. If you think a razor company saying “Rape and misogyny aren’t manly traits” is an attack on all men, or some sort of leftist feminist propaganda; then you are fucked up. The fact that a video standing up to bigotry has 90% dislikes makes me feel absolutely disgusting.
If you’re not terrified that 90% of people felt personally attacked by an ANTI-RAPE, ANTI-MISOGYNIST message, then you’re not paying attention.
And if you think the ad is anti-male; you can stay the fuck away from me because I don’t wanna be a man like that, and I don’t wanna not be a man around people like you…
br0ken-and-lost-deactivated2018
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.
No one should scroll past this
gender-questioning-teen
*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this
Everyone should reblog this
eat-more-cereal-cowards
0 fucks given about your blog “aesthetic” because that isn’t an excuse to not reblog
THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!
It’s funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for “someone fucked up and Spidey’s on the warpath”. That’s probably why the fourth guy just said “uh-oh”.
web-s
the best thing about those panels is that you can feel peter’s agony caused by the inability to tell all the jokes
When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house
This is literally what drives the plot of Beetlejuice
My eternal future if i dont make it to heaven
boot up, Bitch
Boot up, Bitch!
stonesibare
MOOD! #2019goals
“Boot up, bitch” That is a power-line if I’ve ever seen one.
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
dolphinhats
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
lastglimpsetheatre
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
portentouscatastrophe
Yes.
What? How? O_O
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
solluxismsnowaifu
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
skippercifer
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
papillon-noirsblog
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
smallest-feeblest-boggart
this is incredibly grecian
How can anyone not reblog this?
one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other
violettherainwing
Avengers: Courtesy Call
Avengers: Dead To Me
I love it
Avengers: Sleep When I Am Dead
It's quite fitting