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“I am very fucking convinced that spiders were put on this earth just to fuck with me! I was sitting here, minding my own goddamn business, and a little, tiny, 8-legged abomination came and crawled and sat on my leg! I didn’t even notice it until I looked down and you know what? I- I- I stood up and screamed and it just crawled away. I don’t even know where it is! I am a prisoner in my own home!”
zayn invented ugly
This nigga got reverse bangs
GOODBYE
😂😂😂😂😂
“Reverse bangs"💀💀💀💀
“I AM THE BAG DOGE
GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”
That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge
Right?
Gonna lift this whole doggo <3
A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:
this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen
A BAG IS JUST A HUG THAT TAKES YOU PLACES!!!!!!!
The story of Patrick
MY HEART!!! 😩😭
This is amazing
sunalwaysshining It gets better at the bottom I promise.
so important :’)
Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.
For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.
“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”
Aniston continued:
“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”
Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.
“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”
“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”
While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.
LOOK LOOK LMFAO EXPERIMENT WORKED @melaninboy look look loooook
woooooooooooooooow.
Bouta look this up
15 things to remember:
1. that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already
2. you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either.
3. social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things.
4. if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, read a book, paint your nails or watch a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better.
5. listen with the intent to understand, not the intent to reply.
6. if you want something, go get it.
7. drink lots of water, eat lots of fruit, exercise more, go outside, get enough sleep and think positive thoughts.
8. if you don’t ask, the answer will always be no.
9. throw away the idea of a perfect tomorrow and live in the moment.
10. stop comparing yourself to others.
11. a beautiful day begins with a beautiful mindset. It’s a privilege to simply be alive and healthy. Start acting like life is a blessing.
12. act the way you’d like to be and soon you’ll be the way you’d like to act.
13. you will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. you’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
14. you don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
15. being happy is the most important thing.
2, 3, 7, 10 and 15 are the hardest for me to remember
left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird
It’s me
If I’m not early my anxiety flairs and I start to sweat really bad and overthink my situation.
*arrives at 4:15 cause my ass can’t be on time for shit*
As of Thursday morning, at least 834 people had been shot and killed by American police officers so far this year.
Six-year-old Jeremy David Mardis is the youngest among them.
The autistic first-grader was sitting in the front passenger seat of a car being driven by his father, Chris Few, in Marksville, La., when city marshals “allegedly” attempted to serve the man a warrant about 9:30 p.m. Tuesday night. But when checked with the County Clerks office, no warrant could be found in the database.
Police claim Few fled, eventually turning down a dead-end street. And that Few then attempted to back his vehicle out, striking officers’ cruisers, prompting an exchange of gunfire between the officers and driver that left him hospitalized and his son dead.
However, An official briefed on the shooting said that Few was unarmed when two officers opened fire, shooting between 13 and 18 bullets combined. Five of the officers’ bullets pierced Jeremy’s body, Mayeux said, with the two fatal shots hitting him in the head and chest. That official said it is unclear if the shooting was captured on camera.
After the officers names were released, It didn’t take long for local press to uncover extensive rap sheets for both officers:
Louisiana State Police announced on Wednesday that they had launched an investigation into the incident at the request of the Marksville Police Department.
This is heartbreaking.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
fuck
Where are the all lives matter people? I have only seen BLM blogs cover this.
White people dont care about this. They just want to make sure Black people don’t complain.
He was only six. This is extremely painful. When will Americans stop being hashtags and start being human. This police brutality shit has got to come to a fucking end.
People who fetishize interracial sex and relationships - cancelled
This is a lot to process
I personally enjoyed http://blackberryshawty.tumblr.com/tagged/baptize-me-in-your-piss-zaddy
FATHER GOD
I would delete but I’m not gonna give you hateful ass buzzards the satisfaction
Ok but being attracted by some non-black people and fetishizing interracial relationships are two different things.
I think saying “colonize my asshole” qualifies as fetishizing
Women are conditioned since we are young that our final stage of fulfillment comes from finding love. We could be 25, successful and self-made, but at the end of the day people won’t see us as someone who made it so far in just 25 years, but how someone lived 25 years without finding a man. To every single woman out there who is working hard and grinding to achieve their goals- your success is valid. You as a woman are valid. And I pray there is only more and more success written for you in everything you pursue.
this is what it feels like to get dressed up feel cute and dont get no dances
she’s only 62
Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated
I double checked her age in case this was an old post still floating around tumblr, but it is correct. She turned 62 yesterday (9/8/16). Excuse me while I go try to wrap my mind around this now…
Me
Lol
I’m trying but I’m hurting yo
Lmao
Where is the lie
Accurate af!
What can I say 🙃
I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.
When you get the whole class an A on the test
oh my god i actually feel so bad for that teacher if that was the arrangement because they’re going to get in SO MUCH TROUBLE from their supervisor but SERIOUSLY that shot was SICK
I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO
i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away
can you prove he DIDN’T scare the storms away?
