Having a terrible sleep schedule is a great defense against burglars
Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in public than milk.
*accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize I never felt comfortable the whole time*
they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy
is anyone else so sad and sobbing and crying and in tears and in crisis and weeping
Manchmal ist der schlimmste Ort, an dem man sein kann, der eigene Kopf.
- Rexx - Therapy ( @xmeinewelt )
Life's better when nobody knows anything about you
““There’s really no shortcut to forgetting someone. You just have to endure missing them everyday until you don’t anymore.” - Unknown”
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Let women walk home safely man come on
“Home isn’t where you’re from, it’s where you find light when all grows dark.”
— Pierce Brown, Golden Son
Kids eating buckets of candy wasn’t an issue in our grandparents’ day because they were walking it off during their eight miles to school in the snow.
“Manche Menschen werden wir niemals vergessen. Aber wir lächeln nicht mehr, wenn uns jemand an sie erinnert.”
— (via decomposeddandelion)
you can’t control nobody actions , loyalty comes from the heart
Babysitters are teenagers who act like adults, so that adults can go out and act like teenagers
shoot your shot we're not here forever
if you think missionary is boring you’re not doing it right
The Tooth Fairy is creepy AF, paying kids for bits of their bodies.





