He's such a cutie 😍

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

Like 6 out of 8

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

Be my girlfriend because:

-I’ll buy/make you food -Staying in and watching a movie is always an option -I will surprise you with flowers for no reason other than I love you -Cuddles, all the time -We can be nerds and geek out over stupid things together -I’ll (try to) harmonize with you while singing in the car -Sad? We can make out. Happy? We can make out. -I’ll rub your butt -We can treat dogs like our babies -I’ll protect you from anything scary -I’ll never ask for anything except a genuine smile -We can take naps together, any time of day

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Happy Birthday Robin Williams.  I think it's safe to say that the world still misses you.

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

HOLY FUCK 

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

Trip Train

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