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It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie

I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

khloe kardashian without makeup

I can’t believe the katy perry one 

Alright.

Listen the fuck up.

Every single person you see here in glam form on a red carpet smiling and giving angles, they are people.

Yeah believe it or not, they’re NORMAL people.

Obviously makeup perfects the imperfections, that’s literally the fucking point of it.

And the reason these people have to beautify themselves is because of disgusting people like the ones who made this thing in the first place who poke fun at their human characteristics and make them feel like they’re not pretty enough without all that shit piled onto their face. Because you write articles like this. YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING FUN OF THEM FOR BEING HUMAN.

Also can we talk about how every makeup-less picture they have posted of the said celebrity is probably one of the worst photos taken of them in general? Paparazzi style? Without their consent or knowledge? How the fuck would you look?!

Like a person.

LAUREN FROM FIFTH HARMONY JUST ROASTED JULIE OH MY GOD

relax

thank you transparent octopus gif

In a Octopus’ Dashboard in the shade!

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

Do u even lift