IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

@asknos4a2yourmaster

;-; I need this every day of my life I will never not reblog this it is beautiful and just what I need every day.

@charisk-doodler @c-q-101

Time for a giveaway! As some of you may know, the initial Pop and Suki heart that I received wasn’t exactly what I ordered. Their customer service was really great, they reprinted it correctly and sent it to me super fast, free of charge, and told me to keep the first one too. 

With that in mind, I figured there’d be someone who would really like to have it that couldn’t afford to order one. And since it’s (almost) the three-year anniversary of this blog, I decided to order the season one DVD of SPN, collect a few other AKF/SPN related things I have, and put together a little giveaway (:

Giveaway Content:

To Enter: 

*neither the button or particular bracelet appear to be available on the TWLOHA site any longer, so I can’t source it, however, that is where they were purchased, both as part of a pack

its here

VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT

*neko atsume intensifies*

Void cat rips open a whole between time and space

The best part of this site is that literally everything turns into fanart.

Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy

I’ll never understand writers who don’t care about punctuation. It adds control,  clarity, meaning, and variety. 

My English major ass appreciates this so hard 👌🏻🙌🏻

And they may have my oxford comma when they pry it from my stiff, cold, and dead hands.

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

dealing with personal drama today and this makes everything so much better

Scottish fold kitty called Hana from Japans has garnered over 250k followers on Instagram with her adorable big eyes.

Keep reading

everyone wish her a goodnight

He thinks he’s being sneaky

whose being sneaky

She’s like why wouldn’t this bother you?? and he’s just like no, silly woman, I do this every day

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…