Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

   son

no

i must dance

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

IT’S TIME

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

The unluckiest beer pong swat ever.

wanna know what a crit failure looks like IRL?

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

Here we have Captain America decapitating an Ultron drone by drop-kicking his own shield through the drone’s neck. 

i love how he planks and then falls straight to the ground. i’m dying

I feel like no one ever taught Cap how to fight – certainly before, when he was asthmatic and looked like he would snap in two if you pushed him too hard, and then once he became Captain America everyone just assumed anyone that buff already knew what he was about – and Steve was too embarrassed to actually say anything, so he just made up his own style that basically involves bodily throwing himself on top of people

Pluto compared with Australia

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

only one thing

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.