Robot Skunk Toon

I drew this for a friend

Not a Mouse. starboy8

Dog girl who comes home after a long day at work and goes “Doggone it I’m bone tired!”

NOTE: THIS POST IS MEANT TO EXPLICITLY SEXUAL IN NATURE. THE USE OF THE WORD GIRL HERE SHOULD CONJURE TO YOUR MIND IMAGES OF AN ANIME OR FURRY DOG WOMAN WITH OBSCENELY LARGE BREASTS WEARING VERY LITTLE BECAUSE I AM A SEXUAL DEVIANT UNABLE TO KEEP MY PERVERSE DESIRES TO MYSELF. GOD’S MOST FAITHFUL WARRIORS ARE NEEDED TO REBUKE THE TERRIBLE DEMON OF LUST THAT HAS MADE THIS POST HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

:)

Fendy fzhr

Feddy fazbr

This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.

Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says:

A World of a Difference

This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3

Say it again for the haters in the back who want to keep pretending that trans people, or even treating trans people with respect is even remotely anything new. 😎

Steven universe is scary af cause imagine being grabbed to fuse with the other person and as you're spinning around you're there like

nintendo switch but fucked up

commission for @catlips001

You all will look at this beautiful piece of my sona and like it

Attacka

I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

God they don’t make em like this anymore

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

just some thoughts i had

i noticed there aren’t any transparent gifs of the minecraft parrots (to my knowledge) so i made my own! (feel free to use without credit!!)

they work as discord emojis too!

Harvard? Never heard of her

Want a more subtle way to accomplish this same kind of power move? DON’T ASK WHERE IN BOSTON. Story:

I go to a fancy grad school, where a lot of folks did their undergraduate degrees at fancy places. The two schools whose alumni here are the most full of themselves about it are Harvard and MIT. They’ll drop the name of their alma mater at any and every chance they get. However, upon introductions, they all name-drop it in the exact same way, that YOU can take advantage of. They want it to go like this:

“Where did you do your undergrad?” “Oh, I went to school in Boston.” “Neat. Which school?” “MIT.” or “Harvard.”

This way, they can act like they’re trying to be humble and not mention it, but then because you asked, they can brag. Now, I am from a midwestern public football university, so I get a little sick of people pulling this kind of stunt, especially because the same people give me a down-their-nose look after I say my school. So, I have learned that it is WILDLY hilarious to make the conversation go like this instead:

“Where did you do your undergrad?” “Oh, I went to school in Boston.” “Neat; that’s a cool city. Hey, have you all seen the latest Star Wars movie? [Or whatever subject change]” *stunned and frustrated silence because they have no excuse to name drop*

They can’t bring it up the topic change because it would be rude, and because the obvious response is that everyone knows that “where did you do your undergrad” implies what school, not what city, so they were being unhelpful in the first place. Anyway, for the small percentage of people that regularly meet braggy Boston alums, go get ‘em.

But that is boring as hell. At least with the mascots we can still get a laugh or at least smirk out of it while still not buying any of that. Goddamnit let people have a little bit of joy in their life, even if it only is through stupid mascot memes.

Mac Tonight was for a long time one of the most successful mascot based advertising campaigns in American history. It was a fun advertisement that used a parody of the classic 1928 Bobby Darin song, a new and eye catching character (Mac) and told you everything you needed to know about a product. They didn't start posting suicidal tweets. They didn't fake the death of a brand mascot to gain false sympathy, just to resurrect him as a meme a week later. They never said "buy our food or Mac will be sad : ( ". They just told you they had a good fucking burger.

Nobody is against fun mascots. We just hate corporations using them to present the facade that they are just like us.