THE E STREET BAND & THEIR NEVERENDING MIC SHORTAGE

Top 10 Nicknames Tom Skerritt Calls His Dingleberries

1. Hangers

2. Stink Pickles

3. Pumpkins

4. Ass Slugs

5. Nutmegs

6. Willnots

7. Grogans

8. Bumwads

9. Semolina Pilchards

10. Chicken Nuggets

I Ranked 20 Baseball Movies I’ve Never Seen From Best To Worst

Mr. Baseball

The Scout

Major League 2

Angels In The Outfield

Night Game (Looks intense!)

Hardball

Mr. 3000

Summer Catch

The Natural

Dull Burham

Bingo Long (Richard Pryor is in this!!!)

The Babe

Bad News Bears Go To Japan

It Happens Every Spring

Bad News Bears

Eight Men Out

Sandlot

Rookie Of The Year

For The Love of the Game

Bad News Bears Breaking Training

Moneyball

The Babe

Major League: Back To The Minors

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Okay so now here are my TOP TEN FAVORITE BASEBALL MOVIES:

1. Taking Care of Business

2. Mr. Destiny

3. Brewster’s Millions

4.  Air Bud: Second Inning Fetch

5. Stealing Home

6. Fever Pitch

7. League of Their Own (Saw it in the theater 9 times - 4 of which i was ALONE)

8. Major League

9. FREE CHUDDER

10. The Fan

My Top 10 Favorite Films Released by Orion Pictures

1. Something Wild

2. Breathless

3. Back To School & Married To The Mob (Tie)

4. Secret Admirer

5. First Blood

6. Caddyshack

7. Desperately Seeking Susan

8. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

9. Remo Williams

10. The First Power

Angry Monkeys

Wolves Playing Hide & Go Seek

“one, two, three, four...” 

“eighteen, nineteen, twenty....”

“shirty-six, shirty-seven....”

“eighty-four, eighty-six, eighty-seven....”

“ninety-eight, NINETY-NINE-”

“OH SHIT”

“You’re mine ho!”

Damone’s List

1. “You never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." 

2. “You always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." 

(Now) 3. “Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" 

4. “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

(And) 5. “Now this is the most important: When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.”

Hey Look What We Did To These Newport Ads

Our Corey Feldman Coloring Book Is Legit

Star Wars & Toilets

It’s Awesome Every Time You Place the Word ‘Anal’ Before The Name of an SUV

Anal Explorer (Ford)

Anal Tracker (Chevy)

Anal Journey (Dodge)

Anal Trailblazer (Chevy)

Anal Escape (Ford)

Anal Flex (Ford)

Anal Pilot (Honda)

Anal Terrain (GMC)

Anal Defender (Land Rover)

Anal Expedition (Ford) 

Anal Ridgeline (Honda)

Anal Wrangler (Jeep)

Anal Navigator (Lincoln)

Anal Compass (Jeep)

Anal Hummer (Hummer)

It also kinda works with bands from BIRMINGHAM:

Anal Wizzard

Anal Traffic

Anal Felt

Anal Duran Duran

Anal Casino

Anal Electric Light Orchestra

Anal Steel Pulse

Anal Love Fungus

Anal Dexys Midnight Runners

Anal Black Sabbath

Anal Sand

10 Questions Google Can’t Answer (FYI You Can Answer Them Here)

How many pigeons live in Maine right now?

Has Steven Tyler ever given any thought to becoming a Mormon?

How many pizzas has Domino’s made in total since they first opened their doors in 1960?

Who grew the longest nose hair ever grown, and how long was it?

What was the last thought that ran through Biggie’s mind right before he was assassinated?

What does Bruce Springsteen looks like to Stevie Wonder?

How many farts would it take to power a hot air balloon?

What’s the longest period of time someone has paused a Super Mario Bros. game for?

Does Hugh Grant stand or sit to wipe?

The 11 Best Anagrams For One Direction