My dad just closed my door when he left my room what
My little brother thinks it ok to use a picaxe on gravel, anyone want a useless sibling?
Anybody else get mad when someone's footsteps are louder than yours like do you even know how to walk quietly? Your practically stomping. You would never get away with murder.
I just attempted to say 'once on a bus' but instead said 'on a bunce' like the illiterate fool that I am.
I just sat here spinning a lint roller for like two minutes everything is entertaining.
lily: we can’t take the bus! do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes?
snape: i dunno, three?
lily: three? three what?
snape: ... pollutions?
Honestly, I am almost ashamed to be American in this pandemic crisis. Almost no one is wearing a mask, and they're all like, ahhh were being oppressed, and there are people here like "you fricking idiots" but I never see them around, and the image for America is "I want my freedom, stupid government trying to make me do things, is rather die!!!!" Like, what the heck, guys?
one of my favourite snape things is how sometimes people will express their dislike for him and he’ll just think it’s funny. my personal fave example:
Draco: Hey, Daddy? Can you pass the salt?
*Harry and Lucius both reach for it*
Harry: ....
Draco: ....
Lucius: ....
Narcissa: ....
Severus: *snorts*
Alright, it’s time we settle this. Did Snape deserve redemption? Likes mean no, reblogs mean yes.
mad props to Severus Snape for having the courage to act out my innermost fantasy of hurling myself from one of the top floor windows at my place of employment. what a way to resign. legendary.