Wanna hug?

No friend

Don’t be cry, have a fry

What if you shut the fuck up and take the fuckin fry friend

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

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Happy Saint Patty’s Day.

I did this once

“why would you protest capitalism” I don’t know, maybe because world hunger is on the rise and billions of people live on starvation wages while wealthy corporations extort them.

maybe because this is happening in the 21st century where resources and money are plentiful.

maybe because unnecessary suffering is justified for profit.

really makes you

how many of these do you have

a lot.

Oscar Isaac attends the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

Shake Shack’s Shack Burger [OC] [3024x4032]

Corneliani S/S 2018 Menswear Milan Fashion Week

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

I was hired as one half of a crew to shoot a corporate training video just before New Years.

I was told to arrive and look for the other freelancer, whose name and description I did receive. I was told he would have all the info, but when I showed up I couldn’t find him.

I resorted to asking anyone and everyone for this other videographer, or the original client. Nobody knew anything, until I found ANOTHER freelancer who was doing the same thing.

Turns out, the other freelancer I was supposed to find had subcontracted out to someone else, who in turn had hired another person to actually do it. Neither of us knew who we talking to, and nobody at the company knew who we were.

That’s not all: we found someone who WAS expecting a shoot that day, but they thought they were using the in-house film team – who had hired another company to do it, and THEY subcontracted to me and my original counterpart.

Confused? Me too. Also, note that I said “subcontracted,” not “passed the job.” Every step along that chain people were getting a cut at our expense, WITHOUT passing on necessary information.

The client we finally spoke to and worked with was extremely annoyed with all of them (especially the in-house team) and got us to invoice her directly.

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

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I love how the girl in front just stops in mid clap

HER FUCKING FACE FELL OFF.

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

These be the best mozzarella sticks though