The bar is so goddamn low sometimes, and yet it’s still a relief…
COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
“The sadness will last forever.“ by Vincent Van Gogh
“Melodrama” by Lorde
i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me
like a soup
like a soup
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.
thank you op this means a lot
when graveyards yawn (2009) - g. wells taylor
“elmo love arson”
the whole sky full of stars (2008) - rené saldaña
this post ruined my godsdamn month
the classic,
the legendary,
no matter how it ends, today is our last day being clowns. after tonight, we will never clown for Supernatural again
Professor X ask a girl, “so, what’s your mutant power”?
Girl: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”
Professor X: “oh really?”
Girl [points up]: “ 2 pulls”
Professor X: [stands up and pulls twice] “not bad kid, but not a power”.
Girl: “Im kidding, i can heal paraplegics”
Professor x: [still standing] “HOLY SHIT”
supernatural is either going to go down in history as ending the show with a decade long gay slowburn relationship going full canon OR as the worlds longest drawn out hate crime
looking forward to finding out approximately what happens in the supernatural series finale through wildly out of context hysterical text posts here on tumblr dot com
Has this been done? Is this how fan who have left feel?
The comments on youtube videos of the Destiel scene are honestly Sending Me
Jesus once said “He who lives by the sword, will die by the sword”
He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.
On the box it says ‘What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t.’ As an indie game developer with a small following, Facebook ads are a big part of making a game a success. This is a real blow.
Anyway, this requires a creative solution. I am very tempted to make a terrible ad which follows all the guidelines and makes them wish they had approved the first one.
I am on it!
Thanks for the feedback everyone. I made 16 ads while being sleep deprived last night. Here is a sneak peek:
Follow What The Plot?! on Instagram to see the rest of them on your feed. I won’t let you down.
omg cant wait to see the other ones!
fucking idiot gets PRANKED
8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now









