Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word.
Every spring our bodies, the result of billions of years of evolution completely freak out because flowers are having sex.
Life is a hardcore, pay-to-win game.
Storm Trooper armor is pretty useless. One hit from a blaster and they go down. They might as well just wear normal, lighter, clothing.
For how commonly red and blue are used to represent hot and cold, you never see purple to represent the middle
Overthinkers are the hardest type of people to disappoint; they already expect you to.
Hipsters truly were boycotting Bud Light before it was cool
Homeowners insurance increases as the value of the house increases, but auto insurance doesn't decrease as the value of the vehicle deminishes.
Due to inflation, one day a banana will really cost $10 and the joke won't make sense anymore.
In the plural of woman we change the spelling of the second syllable but the pronunciation of the first
Even though we like to see moral greyness in fictional characters, most of us tend to view real-world people, countries, and ideologies in black and white.
People wishing for immortality either must be really happy with lives or really dumb.
Most agree there are bad people in the world, but no one thinks they’re one of them
Before the technology was discovered to know if a person is dead or in a coma, someone might have been in a coma but everyone thought they were dead, so they were buried, even though they were initially alive.
People begging on the street for donations to a child’s medical treatment is dystopian
When you throw a rock into a lake, you may be the last person in human history to ever touch that rock.
Cells multiply by dividing.
Insect exterminators have the highest kill / death ratio than any other cross-section of the population.
You've never seen every single frame of a movie in one sitting.
Red eyes in pictures quietly vanished from our lives