The moment I saw the new Barbie movie meme going around I thought of them 🙌
resident evil bosses be like: eueueuhgh,,,,,,,EUGENICS!!! [turns into a big flesh monster with a glowing orange eye]
I think arts funding should be infinite and easily available to everyone. I think 13 year olds who only draw anime should receive funding to buy giant sets of copic markers and shitty local punk bands should receive funding for instruments and practice spaces and performance artists should receive funding for their weird and nonsensical projects
Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love
guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will
Marine biology teaches you that sharks are nothing to be afraid of but you should be absolutely terrified of the humboldt squid
i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe
i am having a fucked up time but im being really chill and awesome about it
In another life, Leon and Luis would become best friends because they said a cheesy, stupid line at the exact same time and looked at each other like !!!!
they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often
Thing not food. Thing not threat. Thing is Secret Third Thing!
playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?








