bruce didn’t actually care if clark got to eat, he just chose violence for the sake of it
Pride 2023 Day 15: Tim Drake and Connor Hawk!
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: we have two flavors of pope water now, Benedict XVI and Francis! My little sister who lives in Italy went to the Vatican last week and got my mom some Francis water. Needless to say, I will be mixing the two of them to see what happens. (Answer: nothing will happen, but it’ll be extremely funny to me. Supercharged waters of the papacy.)
ok so i know i was literally a part of the problem, what with how i joined the dc fandom through fanfics and all. but now that i’m actually exploring canon- y’all were RIGHT
canon tim is SO GOOD. he’s so feral. angry. bitter. he’s nice and smart and witty too, but he’s also awkward and terrible at making friends (i’m lookin at you YJ98). i adore silly little fandom tim- but canon tim is magNIFICENT
such good soup. plz explore canon tim if you can. i highly recommend my favorite little wet rat
Listen to me LISTEN you don't understand how weird this kid is
this is a child who doesn't take murder attempts personally, you know he likes you if he's hanging outside your window in a tree with binoculars, he fell in love with Stephanie after she hit him in the head with a brick, his incredible respect for the symbol Batman represents is only met by his utter contempt of Bruce as a person "I have met my hero and guess what no one likes that loser for a reason", he's probably murdered like 200 people as collateral damage and doesn't care, at almost any point in his life he is ready to strangle at least 2 of his friends, if you don't know where he is go check Dick Grayson's closet, no Dick doesn't know he's there
dying @ the fact that Blackest Night: Batman #3, where tim has to fight off the evil reanimated corpses of both his parents and their murderer, Adventure Comics (2009) #3, where tim sees kon for the first time after his resurrection and has a nervous breakdown in the parisian sewers, and Red Robin #5, where tim almost gets assassinated & loses his damn spleen, all came out on the exact same day. october 14 2009 first international tim drake fucking struggles day
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Dick- Hey, Tim. What's new?
Tim- I know that tone. I don't like that tone. What do you want?
Dick- Nothing! I just heard one of those psa's about checking in on the quiet people in your life. Making sure you're okay. Seeing what you've been up to.
Tim- Oh, you mean like getting married?
Dick- ...wut
Tim- Yeah, I married Connor last month.
Dick- What do you mean you married Connor?
Tim- What do you mean what do I mean? I married Connor. Do you have any idea what kinds of tax benefits we get? And besides, he's the son of one of the richest men on the planet.
Dick- Tim, you hold the entire Drake fortune. You are the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. You are the son of Bruce Fucking Wayne. YOU are one of the richest men on the planet.
Tim- Yes. But also tax benefits.
Dick- You forged documents to create an entire fake uncle, but you got married for real?
Tim- You told me not to forge legal documents anymore. What choice did I have? So if you think about it, this is on you.
Dick- You got married. And told NONE of us. For tax benefits?!??
Tim, smirking- I didn't say that was the only benefit.
Tiny Tim Drake, Zitka and Coffee
Text Bubbles: Tim: The second mug was for Zitka-- B: You shouldn't be drinking coffee in the first place, Tim! Tim: You're not even my real Dad... B: I HEARD THAT!
Tim and his mother are so precious:
Also Tim talking about Batfamily with his mother:
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Robin (according to Tim)
"tim looks up to bruce" "tim looks up to jason" TIM LOOKS UP TO TONY HAWK
people think i’m joking when i say the only thing keeping tim from mass murder is his batman hyperfixation but
i’m not joking.