so i got this text yesterday?? i asked who it was and the person never replied

mystery fucking solved gang i guess its kevis

it was Kevis all along!

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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Hope this helps.

goth gf x pastel gf

my favorite thing about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basically just a cover for the fact that they’re actually like 2 degrees of separation from going full feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it

it runs in the family

thats just how finland is

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

u are divine & please be careful

that tiny frog has a heart and a brain and a stomach and lungs and a spine and it’s so small

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

on their anniversary.

and he still posted it????

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

shut up straightie

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

straight people are bad

Can you tell me why?

being straight is unnatural

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

being straight is a sin

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

no i’m serious

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

that’s fake, actually

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

legends only

I swear, homophobes make even straight marriage sound miserable. “Marriage is about having sex with one person you’re whole life and making babies.” Really, Mike? That’s what you’ve got? Where’s the supporting and encouraging each other? Where the comforting? Where’s the in-jokes? Where’s the choice to say “yes, this is the person I choose to be with, and make a relationship with, and a life together.” Where’s the recognition that even if you’re just in the same space, or if you’re mad, or tired, or frustrated, you still choose to love the other?

Straight people take love and marriage for granted, that's why

“Everyone knows how to listen to music, just like we know how to drink water. You just listen and then you like it or you don’t. Sure, you still do meet people from your parents’ generation who think classical music is stuck up and snobby, but the real elitists are the ones paying £500 for a Stones ticket. Everything is contemporary music if it’s played today.”

• Víkingur Ólafsson

(via Pianist Víkingur Ólafsson: ‘Everyone knows how to listen to music, just like we know how to drink water’ | Music | The Guardian)

who is she?

Marie Kondo

THIS DOES NOT INSPIRE JOY

WORKING CLASS SOLIDARITY

My dad told me recently that the most important public health workers are garbage collectors and janitors. So much of our health relies on a clean environment. These people do some of the most important work in society. If we learned in dirty public environments full of garbage, we’d all be sick. I cannot thank these people enough for the valuable work that they do.

Shout out to all garbage collectors, janitors and housekeepers!

I’m printing this tweet and putting it on my desk

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

Kay so it’s from a satire news article.

OH THANK GOD

I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

why is the current debate about acknowledging lesbians as part of LGBT and not forgetting about the relevance of our experiences, not actually about that, but about like… merchandise. why is it about merchandise and whether or not you get to purchase a pin with a flag someone online designed in ms paint. stop making it about buying things.

[image description: the words “God made me lesbian” on a background of flowers that are different shades of pink. The left has the words in black ink and white background, the right the inverse.]

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