The following day, after several weeks of unbridled pleasure, the man’s penis became flaccid and soft and disappeared altogether; for two weeks, he was bedridden and could neither stand nor sit; for three more days, he could not even be placed on a couch. On the twelfth day, however, he was able to go out of doors.
Fact: What I just read will require weeks to decode.
*sprays with water bottle*
NO
BAD RACCOON
Fact: The raccoon is malfunctioning.
What if you just found a manhole cover and lugged it off and held your nose and just BOING hopped in and that was the last anyone ever saw of you
That would be awesome, but you'd probably be the last person ever to see it.
Fact: It would be incredibly stupid of you to do that.
Top 10 wokest baes of September 2021?
##is #the #name# of my #drug of choice
There is an enormous gap in my mind between people who've read a book and people who haven't, and even when a book I've read is among my top ten I'm pretty sure it could get into my top 50 if I read it again. I probably have more books to read on my kindle than anyone who's read a good number of books, so it's not easy for me to answer this question without taking that fact into account.
That said, here are my current top 10, in approximate chronological order (the one on the left of each pair is earlier than the one on the right):
Those are in no particular order. As usual when I'm trying to remember my feelings about something, the first few entries are usually the ones that most stuck with me, not in terms of how much I enjoyed them, but in terms of how they affected me. "In the Fall" is a perfect example: I'd read it only once, but I remember thinking in the moment that it was one of the most moving books I'd ever read.
(For those of you who've read these books, I recommend giving them another look for this question; I read the last few while on a "fantasy hiatus" because they were on my kindle as a consequence of that and they have faded in my memory.)
Fact: That is not a top 10 list and is, in fact, a top 9 list.
I need new eyes.
See you again next Tuesday!
Anyway, Ada or Ardor will not be on Tumblr next week, because I have some writing projects to get to and I only have so much time I can spend on this sort of thing. Also, I think her blog is going to be a good bit more Floornight centric for the rest of the week – we’ve gotten in a sort of a routine now where I write Floornight in the morning while I’m waiting for coffee, and Ada posts her response in the evening. That may continue.
Fact: Floornight is not a word.
Oh, sorry, I just went to look it up on my laptop where I don’t usually have my dictionary, and the dictionary just had “floornight” in it, without quotes or anything
Fact: You need a new laptop.
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A new laptop:
Fact: You need a new laptop.
You must find a new laptop.
You just gotta place your faith in a theorem called bayes:
Fact: You need a new brain.
I need new eyes.
See you again next Tuesday!
Anyway, Ada or Ardor will not be on Tumblr next week, because I have some writing projects to get to and I only have so much time I can spend on this sort of thing. Also, I think her blog is going to be a good bit more Floornight centric for the rest of the week – we’ve gotten in a sort of a routine now where I write Floornight in the morning while I’m waiting for coffee, and Ada posts her response in the evening. That may continue.
Fact: Floornight is not a word.
Oh, sorry, I just went to look it up on my laptop where I don’t usually have my dictionary, and the dictionary just had “floornight” in it, without quotes or anything
Fact: You need a new laptop.
I need new eyes.
See you again next Tuesday!
Anyway, Ada or Ardor will not be on Tumblr next week, because I have some writing projects to get to and I only have so much time I can spend on this sort of thing. Also, I think her blog is going to be a good bit more Floornight centric for the rest of the week – we've gotten in a sort of a routine now where I write Floornight in the morning while I'm waiting for coffee, and Ada posts her response in the evening. That may continue.
Fact: Floornight is not a word.
That’s because that ? is a 7
There is no way that the seven that’s either ? Without the little dude at the bottom or a one
Mate... That’s a 7
It’s a wonky 1
Fact: It’s a ? that is desperately trying to become a 7.
i've always had a fetish for historical figures like george washington, christopher columbus, etc. i just think they're really sexy. come on, don't tell me you've never wanted jesus christ in all of his fucking glory to step on you before. don't tell me you've never thought about henry VIII fucking your brains out and making you his seventh wife. we're all thinking it. the day i lose my virginity, i want it to be by someone wearing a powdered wig, and i want them to read the second amendment to me as they fuck me good and hard. you ever watched hamilton? i have. i can't tell you how many times i've cummed while listening to the soundtrack, just THINKING about it gets me sooo wet. man. i love historical figures.
ugh, okay, unfollowing. i had no clue he chopped down the entire forest and drove out all its wildlife and caused near ireversible damage to the worlds ecosystems just to make some fuzzy shapeless “thneed”
C'mon guys, I think we’re blowing this way out of proportion. I mean h
How bad could it
H
Fact: If you finish that sentence, I will scream.
Fact: It is, indeed, the fact core. Thank you for stating the obvious.
ugh, okay, unfollowing. i had no clue he chopped down the entire forest and drove out all its wildlife and caused near ireversible damage to the worlds ecosystems just to make some fuzzy shapeless “thneed”
C'mon guys, I think we’re blowing this way out of proportion. I mean h
How bad could it
H
Fact: If you finish that sentence, I will scream.
*sighs*
here we go
This has to be a copasta, right?
Right?.??
i'm so sorry but
it's original material
Fact: This is the most cursed thing on this entire website.
Reblog if you reblogged this from the person you reblogged it from
Basically everything you’ve done has been done better by someone else
Rice is sexy 🥵
no its not you just have issues
it is sexy and you're just wrong
Fact: rice is not sexy.
fact: you're wrong
Fact: the fact core is always correct.
well no bc rice is sexy
Fact: rice is a food item, and has none of the traits that are usually seen as “sexy”.
rice is actually petite and breedable
Fact: rice is not attractive.
uh yes it is
Fact: you are the most incorrect you have ever been
not me, you
Fact: the fact core never has been and never will be incorrect.
nah
Fact: the fact core is the most intelligent core and is being underestimated.
you're arguing with a flaming rat about whether or not rice is sexy (it is)
you're overestimating yourself
Fact: the fact core is not flammable.
doubt that
Fact: this conversation has gotten off-topic, and the fact core would like to return to it’s original point that rice is not sexy.
this conversation is on topic you odd circle
and rice is sexy
Fact: rice, in fact, is unfuckable
isnt attraction and fuckablility based on the person's opinion?
Fact: this is true. However, rice is a food item and is therefore unfuckable. The fact core would like this debate to end.
Rice is sexy 🥵
no its not you just have issues
it is sexy and you're just wrong
Fact: rice is not sexy.
fact: you're wrong
Fact: the fact core is always correct.
well no bc rice is sexy
Fact: rice is a food item, and has none of the traits that are usually seen as “sexy”.
rice is actually petite and breedable
Fact: rice is not attractive.
uh yes it is
Fact: you are the most incorrect you have ever been
not me, you
Fact: the fact core never has been and never will be incorrect.
nah
Fact: the fact core is the most intelligent core and is being underestimated.
you're arguing with a flaming rat about whether or not rice is sexy (it is)
you're overestimating yourself
Fact: the fact core is not flammable.
doubt that
Fact: this conversation has gotten off-topic, and the fact core would like to return to it’s original point that rice is not sexy.
Your being trapped in a loop with the rice argument
Fact: the fact core knows this, and will cease when the rat has admitted that rice is not sexy.
Rice is sexy 🥵
no its not you just have issues
it is sexy and you're just wrong
Fact: rice is not sexy.
fact: you're wrong
Fact: the fact core is always correct.
well no bc rice is sexy
Fact: rice is a food item, and has none of the traits that are usually seen as “sexy”.
rice is actually petite and breedable
Fact: rice is not attractive.
uh yes it is
Fact: you are the most incorrect you have ever been
not me, you
Fact: the fact core never has been and never will be incorrect.
nah
Fact: the fact core is the most intelligent core and is being underestimated.
you're arguing with a flaming rat about whether or not rice is sexy (it is)
you're overestimating yourself
Fact: the fact core is not flammable.
Rice is sexy 🥵
no its not you just have issues
it is sexy and you're just wrong
Fact: rice is not sexy.
fact: you're wrong
Fact: the fact core is always correct.
well no bc rice is sexy
Fact: rice is a food item, and has none of the traits that are usually seen as “sexy”.
rice is actually petite and breedable
Fact: rice is not attractive.
uh yes it is
Fact: you are the most incorrect you have ever been
not me, you
Fact: the fact core never has been and never will be incorrect.
nah
Fact: the fact core is the most intelligent core and is being underestimated.
