Virtue Maximizer

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image 1: a screenshot of a tiktok. a white young woman with long brown hair sticks out her tongue and flips off the camera. the video caption reads “when people think they can hurt my feelings but it was my job to enforce the mask mandate at cracker barrel when i was a seventeen year old butch lesbian”

image 2: a grainy photo of a white man with blond hair and a beard crying and saluting

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People use "braver than any marine" a lot

And they should continue to.

She's braver than any marine

Parents will tell their neurodivergent/deeply depressed child "I'm going to make you hang out with X because X is such a good kid and he'll be a great positive influence on you!" and 9/10 times X is the depressed kid's drug dealer

i mean your parents aren't wrong then

WOW so talented!

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

Explain your reasoning plzzz

$10,000,000 can buy many $1,000 a day for life

so if you can get a non-terrible return on investment then a $10 000 000 lump sum is worth more than $1 000 daily but on the other hand i know very little in practice about finance and it seems entirely possible I fuck up in the process of investing the money and lose it, or maybe it just gets stolen or something. the guaranteed daily sum is much safer against those kinds of problems, and i'm a fairly risk-averse person.

girl that is way too risk adverse. Investing isn't *that* hard

I’m not the steppe nomad, I’m the nomad who stepped up

-Temujin

instead of observing that @combat-epistemologist was "cozy under a blanket" i instead noted aloud that they were "slorgin' it eepystyle". just one of the many fun little sayings that make my housemates threaten to kill me daily

die

American leftists be like "we need [critical piece of social welfare infrastructure]. Who better to provide it than corporations?"

dont @ me with that "i just say that because i know we could never get the good version passed". who are you trying to kid half of you don't even know the word "pragmatism".

@catboybiologist for the love of god help me

East Coast:

West coast:

Idk kind of a tossup y'know

lol imagine thinking that any coast that has san francisco on it could be good

I’d be nothing without @sigmaleph.

Incredible, but true: @aleph-none deserves to have a good day today.