I can’t wait for the day that the second I wake up I can roll over and see you. pull you closer to me and feel your warmth, kiss your lips while you’re still half asleep and see you smile. the sheets tangled and our bodies sleepily wrapped together. I can’t wait until we’re together like that
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
S T O P
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
I just got contacts and I kept blinking trying to focus on the first pic 😂
BBC3 Comedy: “Yeah, but where are you really from?”
[Starring Natasha Vasandani & Toby Williams. Written by Tasha Dhanraj & Hannah George. Directed by Hannah George.]
Holy shit if this aint my lifw

See, but I hate this scene SO MUCH. Tony is not that incompetent and this is so damn insulting that it makes me sick.
What you’ve got to remember is that IM3 is told from Tony’s perspective. So it isn’t that Tony’s actually that incompetent (other scenes in the movie prove that) it’s just that, in Tony’s eyes, Rhodey is that much of a badass
it’s more than that. it’s how tony views himself, versus how he views rhodey.
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
YOOOOO IM LEGITIMATELY TOUCHED LIKE OML THIS IS AN ACTUAL BLESSING REBLOG REBLOG
Internally crying this is so beautiful *w*
Anyways the way Tumblr treats the Perks Of Being A Wallflower like it’s cringe and bad just because of the hipster craze over it in 2012 and ignoring the fact that it’s one of the few books/movies that shows the ugly side of teen mental illness and discusses sexual trauma in young boys (something only portrayed in shows like SVU) is in fact, bullshit, and I’ll never forgive y'all for taking the line “we accept the love we think we deserve” (a reference to toxic abusive relationships) and turning it into cringe culture. This is a book about a struggling depressed kid who I saw myself in as a teen, and yeah he and his friends could be annoying and pretentious but are you going to say you weren’t as a kid?
Alexa post tweet
Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:
Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)
Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:
Unpopular opinion:
Not all dogs…
Are good boys.
Sometimes…
They are good girls!!!!1!!
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell
Wholesome and true
Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it
Katara: Aang the fire nation attacked and theres a huge 100 year war going on. we need you! Aang:
Literally the cutest thing ever lmao
Parenting done right
Oh God I see myself doing this…
What I find the most hilarious about this is that Tonys aren’t humanoid like Emmys and Oscars, ITS A BIG SPINNY COIN
I’ve seen this post a thousand times and this is the first time someone has pointed this out ahsiekwv
this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen
Here’s the cat for anybody who hasn’t had the pleasure of seeing Solaire






