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so I saw the story so far live yesterday and wow 

I tried my best to create a more authentic version of Kylie Jenner’s Interview cover, given that I’m, you know, actually disabled and a real life wheelchair user. I can barely get people to make eye contact with me, let alone land a cover shoot. If being in a wheelchair is trendy now, I’ve apparently been a trendsetter since before Kylie was born.

Lindholm Høje is an Iron Age and Viking Age burial site in Denmark. It contains over 700 graves. The graves are arranged chronologically. The oldest graves from the Iron Age around 400 AD are at the top of the hill. Further down are the younger the graves. 

The graves are shaped differently depending on whether it contains a man or a woman. The graves containing men are shaped pointy like viking ships or as a triangle, while women’s graves are round or oval. The Iron Age graves was covered with a mound, and the Viking Age grave was a cremation grave. The stones surrounded the area with inside which the deceased was cremated. (Source)

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Chinese Artist Makes Bricks from Beijing’s Smog

While many Beijing residents are staying indoors to escape the cloud of heavy pollution hanging over the city, one man with a vacuum cleaner has been exposing himself to the toxic air four hours a day, for 100 days in a row.

Nor, he isn’t hoping the Air Quality Index will improve thanks to his industrial-strength vacuum. Instead, he’s making a public point about the capital’s notoriously heavy smog, by turning the dust he collects into a brick.

“Nut Brother,” a 34-year-old performance artist from Shenzhen, first announced his plan to vacuum the dust from Beijing’s air in late July. Every day since then, the pony-tailed guy in a work jacket—sometimes wearing a respirator mask—has walked Beijing’s streets with his vacuum, with the suction nozzle held high in the air collecting dust.

On Nov. 30, the 100th day of his project, he mixed the dust he collected with clay and took it to a brick factory to make a semi-finished brick. The final brick will be finished in a few days, after it is dried and fired.

“Air in Beijing is bad all over,” Nut Brother told Quartz. “There’s no special supply of air.” He came up with his plan in 2013, after living in the city for years, as Beijing’s “airpocalypse” sparked outrage in the China. Through his performance art, he wants people to think more about environmental protection and better understand the “relationship between human and nature,” he said. 

During his walks, he was often taken for a “cleaner,” or an “air monitoring person.” Nut Brother vacuumed air from Beijing’s hutongs (old lanes) to the Tiananmen Square to the Bird’s Nest national stadium to the headquarters of the Ministry of Environmental Protection. Every day on his Sina Weibo account (link in Chinese, registration required) he noted the date, the weather, and his vacuuming area, and added a photo he asked passers-by to take.   

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The opposite of Netflix & Chill would have to be Blockbuster & Blueballs

Any file on a computer can be reduced to a series of 0’s and 1’s but it can be illegal to possess a very specific series of 0’s and 1’s.

I’ve been on the hunt for a healthy, homemade tasting granola for ages (which is surprisingly hard to find) and the @oatbox mixes seriously take the cake. I could definitely get used to this being delivered to my door every month. 👌🏼

The Milky Way Above The Mogollon II © Adam Hrabovsky

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

Your protagonist is mortally wounded and needs to get out alive. How? (more)

@neil-gaiman came in and gave us some writing prompts. Get writin’!

The Sandman: Overture Deluxe Edition is in stores now.

So much respect. And sadness. He’s trying so hard to stay strong.

No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.

Both of his parents are gone.

shit

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

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The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

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this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

I would also like to invest in Tampocalypse.

mmm whatcha say