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BG3 gameplay be like: to end my turn I will shove this enemy, not because it does anything 9 times out of 10 but because it’s an action I’m able to take and it feels good.

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

Good post everyone hit the showers

well if you're not busy tonight maybe you could come over and we could tremble together

I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?

If my silly levels get too low I die

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

cats are alayws like could you kiss me on my little head please? [0.2 seconds without response] okay. time for punching to death then

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

she's in a better place now (her bedroom)

horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design

I work at an equine hospital and for non horse people, there’s ice in those buckets for the horse’s feet. This is a common thing to do after a horse eats too much food, as ingesting high amounts of sugar causes inflammation in the hoof. So this horse is not just content in his buckets, he’s likely just enjoyed the greatest meal of his life.

it got lost in the sauce so hard that it had to put its feet in the sauce shoutout to a homie and a legend

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

we have got to regulate sourness claims on candy. these companies can not keep saying their shit is EXTREMELY SOUR just for it to taste like a newborn sourpatch kid. despicable