I'm going to throw you head-first into a pool with high walls so you cannot escape, and right when you think you're about to drown, I pluck you out of the water. Then, I'll throw you back into the water and watch you keep swimming until I "save" you again. And again. And again.
You damp little beast.
unironically this is the best ask ive ever gotten
sir….
Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use
I am allergic to agab terminology
"afabs need to stop this shit" yeah no you are doing some rancid gender essentialist shit right now ❌
Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!
Not funny 👎
I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me
I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET
my dads response could not have been better
important addition
tee hee
tee hee
do you think you could get a post to 1 million likes
there are only 300 tumblr users
I wanna fuck my best friend
My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.
This was not a suggestion
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
trans person consuming media they enjoy: wow…. getting real “transgender” vibes from these guys
the "tumblr is hard to use 🥺" comment from staff is so funny bc like. its not untrue. but the solution isnt to make everything algorithmic, its to stop hiding the FAQ pages deep inside the site. just like. explain shit to new users. a concept. also obviously just fix the search function
Are you aware of tiktok's infatuation with you?
I am unaware of everything
we should just bring back message boards and forums so that we're not cut off at the knees again
AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
what does your blood taste like quiz with fun and flirty flavors. if this breaks containment don't be mean in the tags i have every vampire ever on speed dial
constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it
tumblr users: complain
staff:
this post aged like twitter
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