Someone needs to build towns that are permanently stuck in one particular past decade, where only things from then or older are allowed, for the people that hate modern life and technology and want an escape from it.
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
eggo-yolk
Today’s your lucky day
Thе оldеr уоu gеt, thе mоrе уоu rеlate tо Squidwаrd
just-racoon-thoughts
I hate this font
how the fuck
Humans are an invasive species
invasive to what??? earth??? bitch they evolved here
“They”? Rather suspicious that you would speak as if you’re not human
i am but a harmless raccoon no abomination here
Humans are an invasive species
invasive to what??? earth??? bitch they evolved here
Serial killers do more good for the environment than most activists.
We could’ve evolved to look like massive penises.
??? i cannot for the life of me understand your thought process
persecutor culture is being touched gentol by me. cmere.
It’s impossible to hold kitchen tongs without clacking them together a few times.
crab instinct
The Lion King is one of the only cartoons where the cats are good and the dogs are bad
Hyinas arent dogs
Hyenas are more related to cats than dogs lmao
Children, are some of the most psychopathic and merciless creatures in existence.
No the fuck they arent
is jst okay what the fuck
Why are the showers having thoughts?????
I don't know (And it's best Not To Ask)
girlcock and boypussy, respectively
binder game off the damn charts huh
can't get over this reply, are you implying that my girl alice only shows tits in battle
i was implying that ted has big tiddies but sure. alice "tits out" tankwoman
You want me to play your game yet you don't give me the option to play as a pretty girl.... interesting.
#girl
being completely serious i love barbie computer
best years of my life /srs
Guns are super aggressive hole punches.
by definition they aren't
girlcock and boypussy, respectively
binder game off the damn charts huh
President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.
Solid, liquid and gas.
ANOTHER UNREALISTIC THING LIBERALS WANT😡😡😡😡😡😡
i feel like spamton would be like a cat and get vrry very loud you whenever you go into a kitchen . you’ll step in there for 1 second and you’ll hear the desperate lightning fast skittering of his little paws closing in from a dark hallway
REAL spamton does this too
spamton when you wont let him eat the food in the friedg