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Content Warning: Light description of violence.

Working Title: Name: Hands

Originally written on twitter. Steddyhands end game. Izzy central.

The first time Izzy hears Bonnet being badmouthed in a bar, he doesn’t think anything of it. He may even have cracked a grin and sent the men an anonymous drink, from his own coin.

The second time it happens, Edward is there too. Edward who is just starting to grow his beard back. Edward who welcomed Bonnet back into his life with a good natured stab and a lot of promises. 

A sensitive Edward, who clenches his fist around his pint, and glares at Izzy.

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elenthali

we don’t talk enough about the fact that there was a period of time when bilbo was in possession of the one ring, the arkenstone, and a mithril shirt. that’s one hell of a collection and he was most excited about an acorn…

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if that flower with base infection meet

by glitterary

Five times Izzy hid his hanahaki from Edward, and one time he couldn’t.

Izzy rolls over to face the wall and tries to breathe deeply, to compose himself before Ed gets back, but the lump in his throat keeps him from filling his lungs. He wonders, suddenly, whether it’s possible to die from getting a tattoo, or from forgetting to breathe, or from someone not kissing you when you really really want them to. With a sudden spasm, he curls in on himself, gasping and coughing until he feels something fall out of his mouth and into the palm of his hand. It’s a rose, pale pink and freshly opened, more delicate than anything he’s seen since they last docked in a port with a bakery selling fancy little cakes to rich toffs.

Words: 6706, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Of all the things Izzy expects to see when called into the captain's cabin, it's not Bonnet naked, on his knees on the floor with Edward standing over him with a frown.

"Captain?" He questions, wondering if this is the moment if Blackbeard's fascination has finally worn off.

"Need your help, Iz," Blackbeard says nudging Bonnet with the tip of his boot. Bonnet looks away a blush clearly visible on his cheeks even in the half-light of the cabin.

"With what?" Izzy wonders, if it was a change of course or the like Edward would have just told him, or yelled it at him anyway. This, Bonnet being naked and on display is not something he would ever have seen coming.

"With Stede," Blackbeard sounds a little resentful, "he needs to get out of his head a little..." Edward trails off, but Izzy can fill in the 'like you' without the words. "Except he doesn't like pain."

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The links are starting to be too many so here we go y'all finally the masterpost is here:

  • "What We Do in the Shadows" (movie)
  • "What We Do in the Shadows" (show) Season 1 and 2
  • "Wellington Paranormal" Season 1, 2 and 3

  • "What We Do in the Shadows" (show) Season 3

  • "Wellington Paranormal" Season 4

Everything is in the best quality I could find (mostly 1080p with a few exceptions of 720p), in the movie's/show's original language (mostly English) and I've uploaded English subtitles for everything too.

Also, post where I mention what websites I use for all this

And post where you can make REQUESTS/ask stuff about whatever you may need (you can also send me a message/ask for this)

And that's all! I'll go adding the links of the new drive folders I'll go creating! Happy watching! <3

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Loyalty to his captain above all else

Fics in which Izzy sacrifices himself for his captain(s):

Izzy promises Edward he’ll protect Stede in a coming raid, and Israel Hands keeps his promises.
Before Stede and Edward can be properly reunited, a battle breaks out in which Izzy risks his own life to save Stede’s.
Izzy takes a punishment meant for Ed.

Fics in which Izzy is sick and gets taken care of:

After Izzy manages to make himself sick, he’s unwillingly subjected to Stede Bonnet’s particular brand of posh hospitality. And Stede, for his part, is determined to be liked.
Naturally, Izzy isn’t going down without a fight.
I’m dying, Izzy thought with sudden, brutal clarity. Right on the heels of that came: Finally.
And then: Edward.
Izzy’s just so buttoned-up, how is Lucius supposed to resist the urge to seduce him?
It doesn’t go well.
Playing with both the crossover of genre conventions between Stede’s universe and Izzy and Ed’s original one, but basically doing a deep dive into trauma response and navigating complex relationships between the crew and Izzy when Izzy is forced into a position where he has to share revealing and intimate things about himself. Lots of focus on the aftermath of abuse and trauma, playing with freeze responses and the way the different crew members navigate all this.

Post-Season 1, Stede and company rescue Ed and the rest of the crew from the clutches of a sadistic Dutch merchant.

OH HI THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS MY READ LATER JUST TRIPLED SIZE

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Prompt Sentences 2 & 19 for 10th doc/Malcolm (whether to go maximum angst potential of that combo up to you)?

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2: “I just want to let you know that I love you. A lot. Never forget that.”

19: “What? No, I never said that…”

Hoo boy, what can I make outta these two!

On with the fic!

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Visiting has become a bit less frequent over the years, not because the Doctor was avoiding Malcolm, it was just the TARDIS seemed wary about stopping on the island. She kept sending him back further and further into Malcolm's past on the island, as if she were avoiding keeping him closer to...

Well, to when the timeline of the prophet could go from bad to worst with one simple thing going wrong.

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Anonymous asked:

How'd you feel about writing Phileas bringing Aziraphale as a friend to breakfast at the Reform Club for the first time? Like I know that Aziraphale's already somewhat known there in your AU, but Bellamy would be petty about Phileas having him join their round, wouldn't he? I just like Bellamy not getting what he wants in every way possible and neither Phileas nor Aziraphale taking his bullshit xD

Oh! I like that! :D

Warning: implied homophobic comments, queer used in the sense of weird

On with the fic!

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"I tend to come here in the afternoon, but I never pass up breakfast!" Aziraphale smiled as he walked alongside Phileas up the front steps of the Reform Club.

"Well, I figured since you are working in your shop, you won't be here all day." Phileas replied, removing his hat once inside, giving it and his coat to the hatcheck man at the front desk, Aziraphale following suit. "And I'd like to spend more time with you." He quickly added on, quietly, but Aziraphale still seemed to have caught it, judging by the glowing smile on his face.

"Oh, you're just a dear, Phileas." He laughed, giving his shoulder two small, quick pats before they returned to walking, going up the stairs and to the doors of the club.

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Anonymous asked:

❛ you left like i was never a reason to stay. ❜ with Malcolm/the doctor

Oh, anon, that is so deliciously evil of a prompt for this ship!

Let's say this takes place right before Thomas comes to the island, so when things are getting bad and Malcolm is becoming desperate to save the island.

Warning: possible breakup, I'll leave it up to you guys to see it how you want

On with the fic!

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The Doctor arrived at a bad time, he could tell the moment he stepped from the TARDIS.

The air smelled wrong, and tasting the soil was like eating something that had been contaminated. There were dying plants about, and the island felt like it was sick. It had felt like this the last time he had come here around this time, but it had been at a stage where things could change, it could get better.

Now it felt like it was nearing the point of no return, like the timeline splinters the Doctor had visited. The one where Malcolm was killed and Quinn won, or the one where Malcolm was the new God of the island.

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Anonymous asked:

Request: could you write some more hurt/comfort with Malcolm/ten? Thank you 💕

I love that pretty much 99% of the content I write for Malcolm involves hurt/comfort or straight up angst. :D

Warning: depression, mentions of death (Malcolm's wife died in the movie before the events of the story, but for the sake of my silly au, he wasn't married, but he did have a girlfriend)

On with the fic!

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The Doctor felt a sense of melancholy in the air long before he found Malcolm when he arrived to the island.

The man looked terrible, well, not really, but emotionally terrible. He was exhausted, his eyes had dark bags under them, and he seemed to have lost much of his enthusiasm and passion.

There was also the addition of a baby in his life.

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Anonymous asked:

For Malcolm Howe and Phileas. Phileas becomes curious about the island and maybe finds something he shouldn't have. How does Malcolm explain it away?

Oh boy, Phileas is in for a world of surprises, and not the good kind.

Warning: injury (Phileas still has an injured arm), manipulation in the form of kindness, the Goddess does some freaky, spooky stuff for a moment 

On with the fic!

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It had been three days since Phileas arrived on this island, and had been well taken care of by the leader of the island's village. Malcolm was a very kind, polite man, who seemed so keen on helping Phileas out before they could take him back to the mainland.

'It will be some time, I'm afraid,' Malcolm had told him, 'we do not often go, and when we do, it is on select days. But for the time being, rest will help your injured arm.'

He looked at the sling that held his wrapped up arm, a splint was now there to keep things in place, and while it was sore and tender, he was doing his best to keep it from getting worse. Still, Phileas felt a bit overwhelmed with the care he was given from his host, who had even invited him to stay in a spare room in his home.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi, don't know if this has been asked before but could you maybe write a first kiss for Ten+Malcolm with lots of internal conflict with Malcolm?

I knew I'd get around to writing this sooner or later, haha, might as well do it now!

Warning: internal biphobia

On with the fic!

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Malcolm, at this point, had known the Doctor for three years. The Doctor, on the other hand, said he's known Malcolm for longer, and that things were always fluctuating between them.

Malcolm didn't understand what that meant, but he assumed it had to do with whatever it was that the Doctor seemed to be. He wasn't like Her, that much he knew, nor was he completely human. Maybe one day the Doctor would explain himself.

Today was not that day, but that was alright.

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Id really love to see a fic where martin has kidnapped hardy and is sort of trying to flirt with him and its basically this long play of cat and mouse

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Hoo boy, this is very much out of my element, but considering that Martin is shown to kidnap and keep his victims alive for a while...

Alright, don't know if I'll write more after this, but let's give it a try!

Warning: kidnapping, banter, Martin is a huge asshole but we already all knew that, this could take place after the events of season two or could just be whenever, up to you

On with the fic!

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"You know, I don't believe I've ever invited any member of law enforcement over to my place before." Martin commented as he circled around the man he had tied up in a chair.

He was grinning at bit at the brunet before stopping in front of him. "It's almost kind of... kinky, you know?" He laughed, seeing the look on the detective's face. It made Martin's grin grow.