an actual god

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

the senate is lying to us

i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

dropped my phone on my balls

my spell worked

joker is a bottom

joker has an extra nipple

joker pees in the shower

joker boners when punched

Bat Man

Why So Seriously

it’s joke

Joker the clowrn

El bromas

joker’s favorite food is rubber duck

joker in my pocket Right Now

the jokers evil penis

Mr. Joke

the jacker

@bloodsnail

Pregnancy

the joker can beatbox

Jack my boy

jokers favourites things are dry bread and concrete

I was gonna make a Skynet joke but honestly this is just infuriating.

the basilisk is here

Comrade Cunk

Philomena punk

The epic of Gilgamesh

OP cannot understand a warrior’s bond

WHAT DOOM FOR YOU?

back again with my Please Read The Thebaid Agenda! I adapted the ending of Book VII into a comic because oh boy. thoughts thoughts thoughts.

There is a horror in having yourself altered to such a degree where you are unrecognizable in your own self, to know that it is happening, to know that you should be dead and yet you are not. You have already seen the moment of your death!!!! (Stat. Theb. 3.537 – 47) There's a horror in knowing, and in it being treated as an act of love when it's really more like a violation. Amphiaraus is spared Creon's decree, but by falling into the underworld, it makes things worse on a cosmic scale.

Statius' Thebaid Book VII, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

Statius' Thebaid and the Poetics of Civil War, Charles McNelis

The Perils of Prophecy: Statius' Amphiaraus and His Literary Antecedents, E. Fantham

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preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

& the thrilling sequel

Why would you hide this in the tags

Slippery Little Men Getting Around And NOBODY Talking About It NO-BODY Talking About It At All

Slippery Men Get Into Your Home Into Your Burrow-Hole Into Your Refriedgerater Into Your Catapult Into Your Temples And Throwing Around An Empty Can Like Its Nothing

No-body Talking About It

Google search "what to do if memory stolen by brain gnomes"

Web page reads "you last visited this page on 10/8/22"

mfw

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I'm sobbing oh my god

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

There is

So much going on here

trying to make a post about pretty boys but I keep getting distracted thinking about pretty boys

I think pretty boy should

they should

kiss me

please

still thinking about pretty boys <3