I love making cracks, but this heat is very much slowing me down....
It’s been pretty hot lately
But then it’ll cool down a little
Then get so fucking hot

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I love making cracks, but this heat is very much slowing me down....
It’s been pretty hot lately
But then it’ll cool down a little
Then get so fucking hot
the "no spoiler culture", mainly perpetuated by the marvel cinematic universe, that pushes the idea that a story is only worth watching and telling if the audience knows absolutely nothing about it beforehand, has done irreparable damage to storytelling and how an audience interacts with the story. in this essay i will-
Mini crack
Chaud sees Megaman dragging Lan(who's sitting down while being dragged, pouting)
Chaud: what's going on here?
Mega: just taking Lan to gremlin jail
Chaud: okay, carry on
(this is normal)
Chaud just sees this shit happening so much he stops questioning it
I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That's nothing. Check THIS shit out
"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can
me trying to write a followup chapter to a fic i wrote and watching it become 2x longer than the predecessor
Headcanon
Ever since Remix watched the NT Warrior anime, he believed they were a 100% true retelling of Lan and Mega's childhood adventures(and since Mega refuses to tell him most of the stories from his childhood, he didn't have a reason not to believe it.) This becomes a problem when he keeps suggesting they do things like the shows and thinks events happened in the past like the show.
Remix: Can I see you and Uncle Lan do crossfusion?
Mega: Uhh, Remix, that didn't happen... They made all of that up
Remix: Huh? Then how did you guys beat the darkloids?
Mega: Dimensional areas aren't a thing, son. We just fought them on the Net like normal
Remix: Oh... Really? Was Duo fake too?
Mega: No, he was real
Remix: So how did you beat him?
Mega: Just like normal with your Uncle operating me. And then with the thoughts and feelings of your mom, aunt, and all my other friends I was able to stop the meteor from hitting earth
Remix: ...Yeah, that part sounds fake
Mega: BUT IT HAPPENED!
It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
Mini crack
Lan: if I were to start creating Sonet NetNavi, how long would you and Roll need before you guys have a name ready?
Mega: we didn't use that long to pick Remix name.
Lan: yeah you did, and answer the question
Mega: maybe a couple of weeks?
Lan: two years, got it!
Mega: that was not what I said!!!
Mega: We didn’t really know what to expect! Now we do so it should be fine!
Lan: Alright, tell me her name and then I’ll get started
Mega: Fine!
Lan isn’t surprised when it takes longer than expected for Mega to give him a name…
Side note, Lan waits a lot longer for Sonet to get her Navi anyway because he’s convinced that if he waits at the last possible minute she won’t get involved with NetCrimes lmao
What the fuck just happened? 😂
what's not clicking
Read about how much you dislike SephirothxCloud and i agree with you on all of it. How do you feel about SononxNero
I for one despise the hell out of it.
lmao I didn't know this was a ship actually
I am very indifferent to it, but it just feels like that standard ship that stans only like because "oh they're both males and they hate each other, that's hot!"
Mini crack
Mega: what am I gonna do with you Lan?
Lan: probably give me a lecture and keep being an overprotective worry wart big brother to me?
Mega: I -.... I hate that you're probably right about this
Lan: Of course I am, because I know you
Mega: …I can’t argue with you here
"For the Wolf, we originally considered a stylised CGI model, but that would've cost millions. That's something an American studio can afford, but not a Czech fairytale movie. So we had to resort to puppetry."
*whips out a puppet Jim Henson would be proud of*
“We couldn’t afford a trip to the uncanny valley we had to go see the Grand Canyon instead”
Headcanon
The NT Warrior anime isn't a separate continuity, but a "IRL" show in the gameverse that airs when Lan and his friends are adults. Lan thinks some of the events the show tells are ridiculous, but his kids like it so he's fine with it. Mega has mixed feelings about his show counterpart. I mean it gets why they didn't state that "he" was Lan's brother, but still.
THE NT WARRIOR ANIME IS A SHOW BASED ON TRUE EVENTS I'M FUCKING DYING
Lan: Wait, why am I getting you when I'm 11? I've had you since I was 8!
Mega: Wait, why is it Mayl's house that caught on fire? It was ours!
Lan: WAIT DID THEY JUST DELETE YOU?!
Mega: DID BASS JUST COME OUT OF PHARAOHMAN?!
Lan: HEY I LIKE OTHER FOODS THAN CURRY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Mega: AND MY FEAR OF GHOSTS IS GREATLY EXAGGERATED!
Lan: No, no, that part is pretty accurate
Mega: HEY!
Patch: Oh my gosh, Dad, Uncle Hub, can you two shut up we're trying to watch >:(