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Bout as useless as a screen door on a submarine

I'm bout as clueless as a blind man solving a rubix cube

The funniest thing about America right now is everyone automatically thinking of Obama as president even though he's not because no one can belive, or want to accept the fact that, that stupid orange is in office

There's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

Sleeping is like time traveling you close your eyes and wake up hours later but feel like it was seconds ago

I could probably miss school for a month and no one would notice