I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

@dimiclaudeblaigan asked for a tutorial on how to begin drawing. Good news! If you can draw a funky looking stick man, you have already started!

I think that stick people are a great starting point for artists because of the things you can learn from them that will be important later on.

If you are able to draw a circle and a couple of lines, you can easily put together a stick person.

Congratulations! You have started to draw. :)

A stick person is a very minimal artistic representation of a real life person. It is simple yet recognizable, and is widely used in art, media, and signage.

But what can a stick person teach us about drawing people that look more like… well, people? Lets have a look!

Coincidence? I think not

Coincidence? I think not

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

Yeah I’d say that whenever we want to have a fun time 5/7 of the people are in the lost city of Atlantis or something of the like.

scar distracting doc from grian and mumbo’s vandalism with his sick moves

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

Guess who has some new lines for my campaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiign?

We had a new player join us that is unfamiliar with a lot of the DnD races past humans, elves, and dwarves, leading to this conversation half way through our session:

Newbie: *makes multiple jokes about trees, firewood, book=dead relative directed at the tiefling pc*

Tiefling's player: "dude what's the tree jokes??? I am not a tree!!!"

Newbie:*Incredibly confused* "... you're not? What the hell is a Treefling then???"

*Silence as the whole table realizes he's been hearing it wrong for the past 3 1/2 hours*

Tiefling's player: "Wait, Treefling??? You though I was playing as...Groot or something???"

Newbie:"ARE YOU NOT???"

*Entire table dies laughing as the DM explains to the poor guy what a tiefling actually looks like*

woah sea shells

I mean wow. Absolutely amazing

sorry fellas, adhd brain says I gotta write my to-do list right now and this is the closest place I can write something

finish work day

apply for 2 jobs

go to therapy

think about youtube video idea

message your friends on discord

vacuum room

UH,

Thank you????

now that my executive dysfunction has garnered the attention of many people I thought I should give everyone an update

WORK DAY:

TWO JOBS:

i actually applied for 4 (:

THERAPY:

it was cancelled by my therapist, but I remain indomitable 👍

YOUTUBE:

I actually wrote a draft of a script!

MESSAGING MY FRIENDS:

ROOM:

VACUUMED, STERILE

thank you for joining me on this journey of completing mundane tasks and maintenance 🧡 have a good day

I want you to know that I (and I presume the rest of us) are proud of you. Godspeed

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

It…it cares. My little boy loves.

this is like when groot talked but like infinitely better.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.

THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.

It’s been a few months since Empires s2 came to an end and I wanted to make a piece reflecting on the time we spent with these characters 🥰✨ When season 1 ended I did a series of paintings set to the End Poem, and so I decided to revisit the concept once again, making sure to switch up which line corresponded to which person. This series means a lot to me—in fact, this is one of two big Empires s2 projects I’ve been working on! There’s another one still in the works :D

It’s been a few months since Empires s2 came to an end and I wanted to make a piece reflecting on the time we spent with these characters 🥰✨ When season 1 ended I did a series of paintings set to the End Poem, and so I decided to revisit the concept once again, making sure to switch up which line corresponded to which person. This series means a lot to me—in fact, this is one of two big Empires s2 projects I’ve been working on! There’s another one still in the works :D

rbing for sample size wld be nice but no pressure

the great goat isnt here for this friday, but we shouldnt forget what we should do and what we should grind, we should always done more to make the leader goat happy

hey, fuck twitter